SAMAEL

a fag & a white flag (he/them)

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

Okay I’m going to post a few opinions of mine which are significant chunk of my belief system and if you think it don’t align w yours you I’ll be glad to part our ways…

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

And tthhhhaaassssiiittttttt.

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@exaltedthearch 7 days in a row?

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@sahilowo Who???

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@yamaguchers We can change that

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@yamaguchers Me me

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@exaltedthearch I don’t think you need muscles to pull whoever you want

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@Malibu_malpua Omg get it!!!!

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

Need a 5’8”+ Punjabi cuddling me, grabbing my waist, pulling into himself so bad!!! 😭😭😭😭

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@exaltedthearch Lana?

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@exaltedthearch One’s never ready…it just hits you hard after a random hookup….

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@EttaLot Girl who?

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

Moral of the story: Eat garlic to keep God at bay or atleast these godly people at bay.

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

"God is disgusted if you eat garlic and visit temple"

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@EttaLot Don’t use Vaseline…and please do skin cycling…never use medical grade retinoids in a row

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@anant_54 Aaawwww

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@exaltedthearch It’s okay…the big ones hurt

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@72Hoorified True but also not…

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

Mind you, Nepal is a Hindu nation…

[Pubity @pubity]

The Supreme Court of Nepal has ruled in favor of marriage equality.

Marriage rights for gender and sexual minorities, including same-sex marriage, will now be constitutionally protected.

[Ty @tylerdern0]

“spend the next 5 days in a medieval torture device or listen to the life of a showgirl”

my shady ass:

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@shedevilherself Tarsem Singh should get his flowers!!!!

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@prbhv01 having*

[SAMAEL @bugsbunss]

@prbhv01 I think bro likes you? But is hard time accepting that???

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

JNU STUDENT EXPOSES MODI’S EXAM HYPOCRISY 🔥

REPORTER: PM Modi spent two hours at the airport so students would not face traffic disruption. What more do you want from him?

NEHA 🎯: Modi ji does Pariksha Pe Charcha very well, but when the exam paper gets leaked, he does not do charcha on that.

REPORTER: So what should the PM do?

NEHA ⚡️: If he really wants to cooperate with students, he should remove the minister sitting in his own cabinet who has destroyed the future of crores of students.

REPORTER: Why are students still sitting at Jantar Mantar?

NEHA 🔥: Students are not here for fun. They were forced to leave their preparation, risk their future and sleep on the road until Modi makes his useless minister resign.