notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀

i can be cruel, i don’t know why

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

matt and i are using a random number generator to watch the AFI top [123] movies of all time. up first, From Here to Eternity & I am excite!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@DR0girl hi lady 😘

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

worse flying experience? crying children or yappy little dogs that don’t stop barking? I’m leaning towards the dogs atm.

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@iccuIus turkey eyes!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

READY!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@ZZ_SOUL_PLANIT yours was the only reaction I wanted to this watershed moment

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

if you’re not already thinking about how you’ll decorate your tank for tanksgiving, you’re behind the 8 ball

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@HotS0upSki @lindsayclaire congrats & all our love!!! 💗 💗💗

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@groovy_tony @beckymayyy it’s almost time to assemble!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

when your husband surprises you with a vanilla brown sugar cardamom latte, a brown butter sea salt chocolate chip cookie, and an apple butter spice cake with brown butter cream cheese frosting 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

bought my first TJ bag @DR0girl

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

Ken Bone szn

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@xhillzy @beckymayyy @Weezy80088008 i have NO regrets! and i was pretty scared to do it. couldn’t really afford new cabinets if i effed it up. but they look as good today as when i did it.

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@xhillzy @beckymayyy @Weezy80088008 before & after!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@HotS0upSki she looks so hot 🥵

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

@xhillzy @beckymayyy so I’d say it’s a solid weekend of work! i took them down, cleaned them, & primed with Binz. NO SANDING! then @Weezy80088008 and i got super baked, put on the biscuits, and rolled on paint with foam rollers. top of the line sherwin Williams paint! over a year later & no chips!

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

a story in 4 parts

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

STAY PANINI PRESSED

[notaprissygardener 🪴🌷🪷🥀 @bugsgonephishin]

forgive me if this has been covered, but these Mormon housewives on this Hulu show getting Botox MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY GET NITROUS is really sending me. proof girls will do anything for a sneaky loon.