Dominic

Addicted to not giving a frick

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

*Introducing myself infront of the whole class on the first day*

My hobbies? Well I really like: normal cadbury, cadbury caramels, cadbury fruit and nut, skittles, smarties, kitkats, mars, double deckers, wispas, twix, aeros, maltesers, wine gums, flakes, jelly babies, curlywurl

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

The moment the Arsenal squad found out they were CHAMPIONS! 🏆🙌

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Being a burger is wild because 99% of the time I look like this and the 1% I'm being formed into a turd in some cunt's stomach

[amonali biru @cursedorm]

being a girl is wild because 99% of the time I look like this and the 1% I look like my pinned tweet

[neek @freewifi0]

Fox on the bouncy

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

@gatwick187 Had this same thought yesterday about 8 of them bitches. Scranned the lot and don't regret a crumb, go for it

[debo @killmefam]

Spongebob

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

People love talking about Eminem like he had some crazy fall off but in his prime all of his lyrics were just like:

(Slim shady voice) ' in third grade they used to beat me to death, I was in kindergarten when I took my last breath'

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Diogo’s last professional goal. 💔

We will miss his clinical finishes.

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Imagine snapchat maps had a bed emoji like it does for cars and you're just at home watching your bird's Bitmoji get bent over a bed in Doncaster

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Take another 100m you fat cunt @WestHam_Central

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Translating 'your ramen is rather splendid' to Japanese and playing it on text to speech to the 5"2 Mexican guy that served me and my uncle at Wagamamas

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Holy mother of awesomesauce. Btw thanks for blowing up my baby momma child support was kicking my ass 💸😂 bout to order Popeye's

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

We thought we’d also hop on the Ghibli trend.

[Old Row Carolina @OldRowGamecocks]

Honestly the last thing I expected to happen here

[Don Kurios @roterprophet]

Schalke ist die Macht

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

𝕲𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖌𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖔 𝕭𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗'𝖘 𝕰𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖒𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕬𝖗𝖒𝖘, 18:30 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖕. 𝕻𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕸𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓'𝖘 𝕮𝖚𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊, 𝖙𝖆 🍺.

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Being forcibly removed from the Popeye's toilets by 5 members of staff after spending 3 hours screaming and diarrhoeaing as loudly as possible

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Ele também é criança

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Society: Imagine a drink that's fizzy and also gets you high
Beer: hold me

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Humans discovering olives:

[Dzhane @onlydepositsz]

These niggas SALTY

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Life ain't all cherry ice and pussy lips, now check me up nephew.

[Dominic @bugsmiley]

Umbro Unc teaches Hoodrich Nephew a lesson in respect on the court