*Introducing myself infront of the whole class on the first day*
My hobbies? Well I really like: normal cadbury, cadbury caramels, cadbury fruit and nut, skittles, smarties, kitkats, mars, double deckers, wispas, twix, aeros, maltesers, wine gums, flakes, jelly babies, curlywurl
People love talking about Eminem like he had some crazy fall off but in his prime all of his lyrics were just like:
(Slim shady voice) ' in third grade they used to beat me to death, I was in kindergarten when I took my last breath'
Translating 'your ramen is rather splendid' to Japanese and playing it on text to speech to the 5"2 Mexican guy that served me and my uncle at Wagamamas