Amanda B.

Wife. Wrangler of a small herd of attorneys and paralegals. Decent bar trivia player. She/her

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@ask_aubry My sister gave birth to her 2nd baby in a truck in the hospital parking lot. That is not an experience I want to replicate if I have children in the future, just so I could "share the experience" with my sister. The goal is a safe delivery for your wife & kid sir. You're the AH

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

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@pedsmd2b We had a divorce client who did that. One daughter was Angelina and the other was Angelena.

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@ohjasminee @hmmkaaaaay @redditships Yeah.... he threw alot of it back up after we got to our motel room. Then he had the audacity to spring up out of bed the next morning like nothing happened.

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@ohjasminee @hmmkaaaaay @redditships Well, after having found my SO passed out in a ball in the back of a running shower, I can tell you that consuming almost an entire 750 ml bottle of Rumple Minz by yourself will certainly do the trick.

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@SpamTwister @danijustmight @CarolineMoss From my teens to early 20s I bought only men's jeans for that very reason. A 32 inch waist was a 32 inch waist. But then my weight shifted and men's jeans didn't work as well anymore

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@novarah2000 @OKWildlifeDept Agreed. Worked so well on my dog when he got sprayed (multiple times.... he was a slow learner)

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@joncoopertweets

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@puma_legal Cats are the worst. Earlier this year one of mine decided it would be fun to drop down to like 3 1/2 lbs w a crashing red blood cell count & an abcessed foot, while we're struggling to get his autoimmune skin condition under control.

I'm sorry about your baby 😔

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@DrJenGunter

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@SpideyAtLaw Our office has been working with a guy at Burr Forman on an estate matter. Our contact is at their Nashville office, but it looks like they've got several offices in South Carolina.

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@KareBearScare @ItsMattsLaw That question led to my bosses opening their own firm together. I took a massive leap of faith to go with them and it seems to be working out okay. We're 7 years in now with 4 attorneys and 9 support staff

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@blairlawdorf Have your support staff fake an important incoming call after a certain period of time

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@michaelscat2 Frankie aka the grumpy gremlin

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@SpideyAtLaw We've used Guaranteed Subpoena Service in the past for our out-of-state stuff

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@puma_legal The number of jeans I've destroyed over the years because the inner thighs wore out...ugh.

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@comfydaredevil @vmax137 @CatsOfYore Ripley agrees

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@puma_legal My money's on fibro. My sister has said when she's having a bad flare up, just the weight of her clothes can be painful/uncomfortable. Our 17 lb chunk standing on my chest when I'm in bed gets uncomfortable. I can't imagine him doing it during a fibro episode

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@AKBrews We had to invest in a couple of external CD drives. People hook them up to their computers as needed... mainly our PI paralegal for medical records

[Amanda B. @BugsyB517]

@ChrisMinelliESQ @AKBrews Abt 8 years ago we requested an electronic copy of a dep transcript in a federal case my boss was working. I nearly died when the court reporter sent it to us on a floppy disc. No one had a drive on their computer to read the damn thing. All we wanted was the txt file