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[bug🐞 @bugz175]

wish i could marry rich so bad but unfortunately i cant fkn stand rich ppl

[0.9 vote lfi @tidi140]

Si je meurs par la police n’écoutez pas mes parents je suis pas pacifiste je veux pas la paix brûlez tout

[ana @m4tronasty]

hey (with the intention of abusing substances together as a romantic activity)

[Petirep @Petirep]

Say what you want about Elon Musk - he’s always pushing the limits and finding new and innovative ways to kill Tesla drivers, and I think that’s something we can all appreciate regardless of politics.

[Mo @mojeezmonster]

I really miss doing cocaine with my white friends.

[🪓ethan ☭ @angelsro0ts]

"just the tip i swear" i say as i load a gun. "my pull out game is really good" i say as i put the gun in my mouth

[@94SummerNights @94SummerNights]

being single is awesome until u gotta carry a big ass couch up two flights of stairs and all ur friends are gay or nonbinary

[eem 🇵🇸 @vaselin3cocoa]

"what are we" we are waiting for my ex to break no contact twin

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I took a Career Aptitude test and the only Careers that it matched me with were The Town Crier or Becoming a Statistic

[treasure-àdúrà @treasureadura]

i cannot rawdog life i need my substances

[kenjataimu jones 🌹 @originaldaveyj]

I need to triple my income so I can spend it on women who are bad for me

[🏳️‍🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 @MariGO2thepolls]

I’m a reverse hypochondriac. I assume all symptoms are psychosomatic until proven otherwise and I never go to the dr cuz it’s probably in my head anyway

[ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ @afterhoursfever]

i hate small talk can you put a cigarette out on me

[乄 @troygonscrewu]

cutting off isn't enough. i need to betray you

[queenie • @zeroqueenie]

yes, eating disorders besides anorexia exist. For example, whatever the hell is wrong with me

[Kate @bagofbnes]

My daughter, Molly Percocette

[Violet @violetsin444]

its tell me im a good girl sunday!

[Moski @barz999]

sucks we ain’t work out, glad we fucked and mentally traumatized each other tho

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

men calling me a “whore” is always so funny. like ok the insult here is that one of us is having lots of sex. and it’s me??