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7 Insane Facts About the DoLARM Scheme
#1: Air is now money
#2: Due to a loophole, you're entitled to 1000 coffees
#3: Man takes selfie with pl-
#4: It's completely Constitutional
#5: Fines no longer apply
#6: Your previous labor drafts are worthless
#7: It'll be gone soon