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Activating Dorian mode

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SDALT COVENE'5!!!!

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Another win for the people of the ROS! Sort of...
I'll miss you, Guimander

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Sometimes I need to look at my profile picture and ponder what that youthful fellow would tweet out. We can recapture early 2021 Twitter!

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Why... do we build the beasts?

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@dorabha On second thought, we probably should have made Phlibo day his birthday...

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I think Malfred's Cafe should have a theme song with a sick Phrygian bassline. Just one of my, "hot takes"

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In honor of Philbo, I would like to call attention the supreme goofiness of Naglee.

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Take a moment today to appreciate those who are close to you. On this same day my son, who I treasure above all things, rose from the dead. Unfortunately, few are quite as lucky, which is why we must take care to let people know how much we love them while they are with us.

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It has been quite awhile since Philbo departed. I believe that we each must embody Philbo's spirit by fighting for the UMP with utmost resolve and just a little bit of goofiness. That is all. Have a good Philbo Day everyone.

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Carousomander Boss Firamus Konja

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Lovely day in Notchville

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Happy Goon Day everyone! In what can only be described as a Goon Day miracle, the real Goons have come back to attend this year's Goon Luncheon™. For some reason that good-for-nothing Tomemander seems to be invited. Anyway, I wish you a fun-filled Goon Day with much carousing!

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I have very unfortunate news for everyone. I have heard word from the Mandalorian with the cool cape that The Goons will not be able to attend this year's Goon Luncheon™. I hope that this does not impact any Goon Festivities you might have planned.

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Happy first-tweet day! It's been awhile since Twitter was active, but the good memories never fade. Also realized my twitter location is out of date, as I have been chilling in Notchville for awhile.

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@therealriege @TheFinestRege The Fascists are likely to mount an attack on Macville, not wise decision by the senate!

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Happy Philbo Day! (I know I'm late) Merry elections, and to all a good candidacy!

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Happy Philbo day everyone! I hope you are all having a great time with your friends and relatives.

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I want to pay my respects to Gingerfred Imfron. A great justice and senator.

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That relatable moment when you get banned from a museum you founded 🥲#notriegely #notspon #totespon #callback #nostalgia #hashtags #olddays #wheredidtheyearsgo #timeflies #lies #disease #plague #eggy #beanboss #peacekeepr #sleepover #fourthwallbreak #reachedthecharacterlim

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I outlived Cardinian democracy!