itsblairbitch

i like music and dad jokes ✌🏼👽

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

https://t.co/IkZDxeP5DF

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

I never realized how much I took for granted sleeping on my side until I haven’t been able to these last two weeks. 😩

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

Some people were never taught “if you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all”. Most of those people were the same people that taught US that.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@Fit_Marguerite

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

Went to the bar last week and saw a friend wearing the boots I’ve been looking for for almost 2 months. Since they left my house. They’re maroon knock off imitation docs, if you see this could you please bring them back? They’re my favorite.

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

@McDonalds Y’all should bring back living wages for your employees

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@RainbowQAddams @arcanecovet DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!!!!! This is honestly my best advice for everything too. Don’t feel right? Drink water. If it doesn’t help, at least you’re hydrated. But it seriously helps most things.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

It’s crazy how much you feel like yourself when you realized you were changing so many things about yourself just to be a friend to someone. I haven’t felt more like myself than I do today. It feels so good 😩

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@khainiggass @clovvrs @tize4PF Idk. Sounds like a good time to me 😂

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@zakmaan @tize4PF Dude looks like he was a second away from smacking her. Bless.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

I said I was leaving 15 times and gave you several times to stop me and I get repaid with the words “just fucking leave” so I just fucking left. But somebody’s gotta be the bad guy in every story I guess.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

It’s really funny how some people are so quick to play the victim when they have no clue what even happened. But it’s fine. I offered to come get you and you said never mind. I’ve got the texts. So before anyone wants to shun me how, about get both sides of the story first. ✊🏻

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@chucksta666 RIP the bowl that would have been

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@chucksta666 Canceling you cus Holmes broke the pipe before the weed even made it in 😂

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

I literally can’t wait to pack up with my bestie and leave this shit box for a whole weekend! T minus 26 hours LETS GOOOOO

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

If you’re not on time to your hair appointment, then you’re late and you just screwed up our whole day. Thanks.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

I need one of them people who was trying to help me get my Facebook unblocked right now. Trying to run specials for my business but now I’m blocked and can’t post about it.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

When your friend texts you from the festival to say “I’m getting so many good videos for you” and fill you in like you’ve been there the whole time. 🥹 that’s the homie shit we like.

[itsblairbitch @buh_lair]

@kLLsMTHmusic My favorite

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Man, fuck these titty prisons