Call me Cousin

Who's Cousin? Everyone's! ADHD day to day marsupial. Occasional builder of the things. Nerf, DnD, stuff enthusiast. They/Them/He/Him. Pfp:@redpyrocat

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

Anxiety is just excitement in an ugly hat and stupid jumper.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@fiendishchels @thegingerrrrrr @esjesjesj Hey, don't ask questions if you don't want answers, or like, you don't et the joke refering to everything going on.

Have a good one, ya weid lil 17yr old.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@JmalTyrone @AlfonsPutelles @kcokaine_ I'd just like to drop by and point out that you are the one repeatedly dropping dick diagrams. It kinda insinuates you might be the one a lot more concerned with the size and shape of dicks.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@fiendishchels @thegingerrrrrr @esjesjesj The same thing as an anti-anything person, someone who is against something. Specifically, this refers to someone against Nuclear weapons, both existence and or use.

I get it, you're 17 and words are hard.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

We should just tell that fat orange menace that he can stay free and fucked off to Florida if he resigns quietly now. Then, once all his shit is back in Florida, we have his Secret Service snatch him up and drag him off to a prison hospital facility for the rest of his life.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@thegingerrrrrr @esjesjesj The anti-space people are having about as bad of a week as the anti-nuke people.

[the ginger @thegingerrrrrr]

@esjesjesj Flat earthers are pissed their conspiracy theory is the only wrong one

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

Who does that orange panda turd think he's nuking anyway? He sold all our nuclear secrets in revenge for kicking him out last time. They know what we have and how to stop it, bro, they're not worried. You already gave them the keys.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@dread_piratefry I think we lie to him, and tell him it's fine and he can just go fuck off to Florida, and then we have his Secret Service drag him off to prison once all his shit's out of the white house.

Like, we could try it, it might make him go away on his own.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@dread_piratefry At this rate he's gonna haveta make the roaches pay rent.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@dread_piratefry "It is my understanding that the offending material can only be seen with a rather powerful magnifying glass. Thus, I consider the offense self inflicted."

That sounds like fanfic, and fanfic has always been weird, but nobody's ever sticking it in anybody's face.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

Heard about the DT signature, possibly picutre? Going onto US Cash?

Funny you think giving something with the emperor's face on it to a population hopped on stress and smashed into 250yrs of rugged wild self expression in a country that has sharpies is gonna go well for you.

[Woke Wendy @ProgressivePuns]

It’s a cult.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@Bleeposaurus Captain Douche Bag, he's not a hero! He's gonna take America down to zero!

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@dread_piratefry You know why, it rhymes with hepstein piles and they convert from christanity to PDF a lot.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

364 days a year you have to search the whole house to find where the kids put your phone, keys, and remotes. Easter is your one day to balance the scales. Put some effort into it.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@terminallyOL Facts don't care about feelings, but all they have are feelings and selectively operational ears.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

@Stephen28175982 @SmashTriviaJohn So I've been closer to one than you ever have? You sound real insecure about sex thing, bro, bro.

[Call me Cousin @BuilderPosso]

I'd like it noted that my favorite thing about Star Trek Discovery is that it makes Voyager not the redheaded step child of the fandom anymore.