Retired mr. homo

Its me i am flying the plane

[emilia @probmold]

should i (26F) freak out

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Big breakfast sandwich ac on diet coke on side table watchinf kate berlant on long winded with gabby windey

[zane* @zaneugh]

If all you have is leaving. Imma need a better reason to write you a love song. TODAY.

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Im always unprepared to hear the Voice

[Anto @plantonio_]

I feel like this is how I sound in every job interview

[gabby @girllafraidd]

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Watch this space

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Im gonna quit smoking drinking and fried food starting Now

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Buzzballz SUCK

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Some of the best gay jokes on tv ever

[ivy @ohhhhhherewegoo]

glee was not a real show

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Happened again today…….

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Stumbled and rolled over like a cartoon character in office😭😭😭

[nini @tecmusa]

connected with oomf on linkedin now he’s commenting yasssss on my posts

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i had someone tell me i fell off ooh i needed that

[𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓ë𝕟𝕟𝕪♡ @badgate]

good night world

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

@bananabreadbloc Are u telling the truth

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

I've been out on that open road

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

when elizabeth holmes’s husband said that she got abs in prison all i could think about was this

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Im baby

[joe @crueiestsummer]

good thing i like my friends CANCELLED!

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

When u have nobody to drunk text so you send linkedin requests to everyone in ur office……

[Retired mr. homo @buildingmyths]

Give me hallmark one dream one life one lover