- Declare war on Iran
- war is 2-4 days
- Call for regime change
- Call for people to rise up
- Kill Supreme Leader
- Bomb schoolgirls
- Shatter gulf monarchies
- War is 2-4 weeks
- Destabilize Bahrain
- Spend $1B/day
- Kill 1,332+ people in Iranian
- Get US troops killed
- War could last until September
- Replace patient khamenei w hardliner khamenei
- Global economic meltdown imminent
- Flirt w ground invasion w Kurds
- Pour cancerous toxins over 10M people
- Analysts predicting nuclear war & WWIII
“I THINK THE IRAN WAR IS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETE”