Benton Kingsley

I dislike zigging when I should have zagged, my land lord (who still hasn't turned on my heat), grammar, and the phrase hoity-toity..

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"To the girl with the hippie perfume of patchouli, merch weed, and stank breath talking on your cell..." http://t.co/1qEYZVqe

[Benton Kingsley @builtbybenton]

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Photo: Nyc allergy season! http://t.co/fBhwelhD

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Photo: Whatever happened to that weird kid with the big ears? http://t.co/DeEaTb63

[Benton Kingsley @builtbybenton]

"Everything I do is the attitude of an award-winner because I have won an award." http://t.co/pF9woKJa

[Benton Kingsley @builtbybenton]

"Experts say men think about sex every 7 seconds….I try to eat hotdogs in 6 seconds just so it doesn’t..." http://t.co/wEEYXaJU

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Check out @Unrollme - I just unsubscribed from all my unwanted emails at once! http://t.co/VmhbxitD

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coffee trick to tell if it's going to rain - a trick to tell basic barometric pressure using a hot cup of... http://t.co/uJfuvpga

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"When you say poop your mouth does the same motion as your butthole. The same is true when you say..." http://t.co/nYZAxgjy

[Benton Kingsley @builtbybenton]

Photo: tell me what you know about dreams… http://t.co/xKbJJVFm

[Benton Kingsley @builtbybenton]

"Why do ninja turtles wear eye masks? Like they are hiding that they are giant mutant bipedal turtles..." http://t.co/Eqr276UY