not cville

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@MollyAMcGrath what’s up?

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He noticed I was wearing the Rollie on my wrist again

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Stephen Miller on DC residents: "For the first time in their lives, they can use the parks, they can walk on the streets. You have people who can walk freely at night without having to worry about being robbed or mugged. They are wearing their watches again."

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Just saw a 50-year old blonde man buying Trulys….what are you, as 50-year old man, doing with blonde hair?

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Finally some representation

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An acoustic assassination attempt using a bow and arrow

[Frank Thorp V @frankthorp]

New: US Capitol Police have detained a man just steps from the Capitol who admitted to having guns and a bow and arrow in his vehicle just north of a close-by barricade.

USCP say charges are pending, and they are searching the man’s vehicle.

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Me

[Automatic @automaticnba]

Guess the player: Super Easy

[not cville @builtdifferent0]

Truly more difficult than celibacy

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Pope Leo XIV is wearing a White Sox hat at the Vatican

[not cville @builtdifferent0]

Time to drop the really big bomb:

@OfficialJugdish is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.

Have a nice day, JD!

[not cville @builtdifferent0]

Mike Wazowski

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

There are some names that are perfect. They hum with a resonance that connects us to divine truths and heavenly energies. “Regis Philbin” for example

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@DynamicSlatt @PeytonElroy The famously purple food, blueberries

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Now we’re talkin

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@OfficialJugdish @SoConLOCKS care to weigh in here?

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@SoConLOCKS Let’s get a little sauce on there, SoCon. Looking drier than @OfficialJugdish’s phone!

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@SoConLOCKS Thanks for reminding us you can be just a “regular guy” some of the time, SoCon

[not cville @builtdifferent0]

Nice! Looks more like a loaf of sourdough though tbh

[SoCon Locks, M.D. @SoConLOCKS]

Tried to make a basketball for #march

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Yes, this is me

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@SoConLOCKS Expected timeline? Bookmarking for accountability.

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@SoConLOCKS Drink the nikka I got you losers

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@SoConLOCKS Referee for professional sports - if they know your name/face you’re probably doing a bad job.

[SoCon Locks, M.D. @SoConLOCKS]

Going to get ahead of this before you see Patrick Mahomes holding up a newspaper that reads “WORLD CHAMPIONS”

I hate this “world” usage. It really throws me off and needs to stop