‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟.

‍ ‍ ‍ ⠀⠀ ‍ ‍ ‍𝖺𝗇𝖽⠀𝗂⠀𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍⠀𝗅𝖾𝗍⠀𝖻𝖺𝖽⠀𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌⠀⠀⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀⠀⠀ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋⠀𝖿𝗈𝗋⠀𝖿𝖺𝗋⠀𝗍𝗈𝗈⠀𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

⠀⠀
〝 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘨,
𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴. 〞

𝐞͟ 𝐯͟ 𝐚͟ 𝐧͟ ⠀ ͟𝐫͟ 𝐨͟ 𝐬͟ 𝐢͟ 𝐞͟ 𝐫͟ .
slytherin arsehole. marauders era.
——⇾ #hprp / #bandita.
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

@purtenebres | omfg abs <3 i MISS you

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

@houndmarauder a deplorable crime, to say the least. perhaps my worst to date. ( ⎯⎯the usual visual sweep to ensure the coast is clear, before a heavy set of hands bring the gryffindor closer. )

… but you’ve slipped up, haven’t you? now i know what it takes to earn your forgiveness.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

in other words, i’m doing what i do best. only, this time i’m not quite sure which crime i’m guilty of committing.

care to enlighten me?

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

are you stupid your forehead stops at a certain point regardless of how much hair you have? shave your eyebrows while you’re at it

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

honestly there’s no hope!!!! just shave it all off!!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

it’s the man of the moment.
siri⎯⎯⎯me, obviously.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

@ContrariestMary | i miss them absolutely tearing into each other, it’s too funny

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

no, you’re just weird for thinking about me.

[𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘. @lcgilimcns]

but if my imagination is “weird,” and you’re from it, then so are you.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

i’d pay good money to see a badger eat a snake. as ifffffffff.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

| THIS TWEET AND THE PIC UNDER IT 😭 foul

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

macdonald you literally look like a pipe cleaner with eyes

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

macdonald: *actively goads people to get a reaction*

her friends: omg don’t kill sweet little innocent mary? not mary 🥺👉👈

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

hairy mary

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

bro. <3 ( platonically )

[‍ ‍𝖒͟𝗎𝗅𝖼𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗋. ‍ @sadisticnature]

#real

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

hufflepuff pride is the cringiest thing i’ve ever heard. are you not embarrassed? if i was sorted into hufflepuff i would simply feed myself to the squid in the lake.

[─ 𝓡.𝓐.𝓑. @longbeforehim]

happy birthday, rosier.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

no, dunderhead.

[𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘. @lcgilimcns]

so. . . you’re calling yourself weird.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

every day is my birthday because you should be thanking my existence all year round.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

IT IS——you’re just jealous.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝓡𝙾͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁͟. @builtfromash]

YOU ARE SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL!