Ndubuisi

Legal Practitioner, Social Commentator. Arsenal runs in the blood

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@Olami_deeEbony 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Let me guess, the “rude” one minds his business and does his work excellently, but the nice one is jovial and friendly and has hardly achieved anything tangible Abi? This little narration tells a lot about how petty all of you are in the office. But make una continue.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@instablog9ja I don't understand, Emanuel Amunile is a South African?

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

Someone's take;

"There is no version of Thiery Henry that is better than Mbappe"

My take;

If you double Mbappe's ability in every aspect of his game, he will still not be as good as Henry.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

The president already ghosted us

[PIDOMNIGERIA @UNOFFICIALFACT]

According to Peter Obi. The bar of governance has gone down so low as never before in our history under Tinubu.

He said Nigeria use to have, know and hear of ghost workers who recieves ghost salaries. But under Tinubu's government corruption has gone so high that we now have a complete ghost Agency of government (PFIPC).
A full fledged government ghost Agency with a ghost DG that employed workers, recieved budgetary allocations from FG, paid ghost salaries, had offices and represented Nigeria abroad. How low can the bar of governance drop? Obi said very soon we will have ghost ministries of government, ghost governors, and even ghost president. Because nothing is impossible under Tinubu and the APC gang of thieves.

[Everest @novieverest]

I study and follow patterns.
First, Pastor Adeboye went to the US and said he does not agree with those who said Tinubu has not done enough. That Tinubu has done his bit.

Second, Tinubu met with journalists and talked about how bad it is to put killings on the front pages of papers.

Third, Tinubu is about to go after Meta, X, and other platforms over insecurity reporting.

The plan is to underreport or not to report things at all.
They may kidnap and kill a full community, it won't be reported.
That's Tinubu's security plan.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@Ruky_Baby27 Your mom locked your husband out of his own house? Your mama juju man strong o. How is your dad? Is he alive?

[AKWADRILLS AND HYDRO SOLUTIONS. @Akwadrills]

I was robbed and had my gadgets stolen, so I reached out to @twiterstreetboy after he claimed he could track stolen phones.

We agreed on a fee of ₦50,000. Since I couldn't access my funds at the time, I transferred ₦30,000 through my friend's account on the 3rd, with the understanding that I'd pay the remaining ₦20,000 the next day.

By Friday morning, instead of giving me any update on the tracking, he kept demanding the balance. That immediately raised my suspicions because I expected progress, not constant requests for payment.

Despite my doubts, I decided to trust him and sent the remaining ₦20,000. He told me he'd get back to me in a minute. Since then, he has ignored my WhatsApp messages. The only thing he sent was a voice note, which, to me, confirmed he had no intention of delivering on his promise.

I'm giving @twiterstreetboy the opportunity to refund my ₦50,000. If he refuses, I'll take the necessary steps to track him down and report the matter to the appropriate authorities.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@GloriousGod01 You guys are insufferable. Please stop adding what is not on the Bible with too much imagination. it is a sin.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@toscana_culture Very silly and thoughtless take. After una go say school na scam. Olodo uprising!

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

See @PoojaMedia for my TV.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

Norway is not penetrating Brazil's defence enough, and it is not down to Brazilian defensive qualities, it is just Norway not being ambitious enough.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@TomTee406 @drkemiofnigeria What she is saying is rise up and take back your country you dumbo. PVC or voting is set up to give you false hope. At the end of the day, you will be directed to court where the fattened judges will be ready and waiting for you, with toothpicks in their mouth.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@genakhena Guess I spoke too quick. Sorry @flyairpeace

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

Air Peace. Happened to me twice this month. Unfortunately, I am taking them back from Kano today. First time I asked, the hostess told me "sorry, not available for now".

[Godwin Enakhena @genakhena]

When was the last time you did an hour air trip and you got only water?
A popular airline in Nigeria did this to us on Wednesday night.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

Wrong...she deserves some temporary protection

[Precious❤️‍🔥 @Ola_sun_kanmii]

My neighbour's child ran to me, crying and begging to help her beg mum.

I asked her “what did you do?”

She said: "I ate my food"

I was confused.

Like.... is she not supposed to eat her food?🤷🏽‍♀️

Then the mom rushed out.

She was shouting that the girl finished the lunch she packed for school.

“if she gets to school now, they will think I'm starving her, not knowing she ate it all from before leaving home!”

Then she started shouting:
“Bolu! Come out of aunty's back”

Bolu refused to come out o
She was clinging to me like her life depended on it.

I was still wondering whether to push her to the mom.... or help her beg.

Before I could decide...

I felt the cane on my back.🥲
This woman actually beat me with the child.😳

I didn't even wait.

I immediately pushed Bolu to her mummy, quickly locked my door and went straight to sleep.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

These are lawyers, the elite of the elite, behaving like motor park touts. Why on earth would a group of candidates submit themselves for a micro-selection process when the intention is to have lawyers make their choice? You people don’t see the problem in that?

[Legal_hotkake Esq @Legal_hotkake]

The 3 NBA presidential candidates willingly submitted themselves to a democratic process to be chosen by leaders of Egbe Amofin.
Rather than respecting the outcome, the unsuccessful candidates have chosen to push the narrative that the winner intends to end universal suffrage.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

Once the target is money, it is very easy to buy any Daddy GO. Let Kachala just drop a hefty tithe & you will start hearing Jesus never condemned any sinner. Do well to confirm if your church is worshipping God or Mammon.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@jpattueyi The guy is just a fool. Go attend to your colleagues father at home if you feel so strongly about family hegemony.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

@Bankynow_ If you believe this molded your behind, then I can make you the next Nigerian president if you pay me N1m.

[Ndubuisi @buisilyfe]

This is not possible in Nigeria.

[Queeneth @Queeneth01olx]

UPDATE: If you thought she actually got away with our ₦2.8 million to live her best life in Canada, you don't know how ruthless corporate lawyers can be.

She made one critical mistake in her arrogant triumph: she told us exactly where she was.

Our Legal Director didn't waste a second. He immediately contacted the EFCC and the Nigerian Immigration Service. Because the stolen amount was substantial and easily verified through internal banking logs, our lawyers were able to secure an expedited warrant for corporate fraud and theft.

We didn't stop there. Through rapid coordination, the authorities notified the airline and the Canadian embassy that a suspect fleeing active financial charges was currently in transit.

Here is exactly how her severance package from God played out:

She enjoyed her long-haul flight, probably sipping complimentary wine and dreaming of her fresh start in Toronto.

But the moment she stepped off the plane and handed her passport to the Canadian Border Services Agency, the system flashed red.

She never even made it past baggage claim.

Canadian immigration detained her on the spot. Because her proof of funds was legally tied to an active criminal investigation back home, her entry was denied, and her freshly minted visa was instantly revoked.

After spending 48 humiliating hours in an immigration detention room, she was escorted onto a plane under guard and deported straight back to Nigeria.

She landed in Lagos yesterday morning, but this time, the EFCC was waiting to welcome her right at the arrival gate.

She was handcuffed in front of hundreds of passengers, crying, hyperventilating, and begging the officers to let her call our HR manager to work out a payment plan.

Yes, the exact same HR manager she had laughed at and dismissed just days prior.

Now, she has no job, a revoked Canadian visa that permanently blacklists her from re-applying, a looming criminal trial, and the EFCC breathing down her neck to recover the ₦2.8 million.

As for our finance team? The people responsible for the glitch were heavily sanctioned, and our payroll system is undergoing a massive overhaul.

It’s funny how quickly arrogance fades. Greed will convince you that you are outsmarting the system, but a poor mindset will always be your ultimate downfall.

When you operate with zero integrity, reality always catches up and collects with interest.

Raise your behavioral standards. Integrity is everything, and there is absolutely room for no bare minimums when it comes to character.