I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”
Love Island is interesting bc it’s evil but it’s also refreshingly honest. There’s no facade of sincerity like the Bachelor: the show itself is an openly hostile cosmic force against the contestants, the islanders subject to the whims of invisible viewers and a disembodied voice