Jordan 💚

I just try my best 🥰

[Jordan 💚 @bulbadorkmakeup]

Hi! I’m Jordan, but I tend to go by bulbadork online! I’m a self taught (and very much still learning) MUA 💚 I like to base my makeup on my personal Pokémon cards & try to recreate art on my face 😊
My Links:
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https://t.co/COEy0J0tUZ

[Jordan 💚 @bulbadorkmakeup]

Korrina’s Focus 🙂

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@kirawontmiss If she would season and cook the dang broccoli, she wouldn’t have to huff chocolate to eat it.

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Miraidon is a precious, cyberpunk baby.

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@MasterP09 You have excellent taste!

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This Bulbasaur backpack is my new favorite accessory 🥹

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Oh Mew, how I love you. 💕

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My take on the Magikarp & Wailord Tag Team 🐟🐋

I will always find this duo so very strange.

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@BuzzerBobTV I literally told someone I was going clubbing for my birthday…but I didn’t specify that the club was in fact Costco.

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Paldea Evolved has absolutely dog walked me. I have managed to at least pull this relatively worthless, but beautiful, Forretress ex so here’s an inspired makeup look 😝

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The original cast of ‘SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD’ are reprising their roles for an anime adaption for Netflix.

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@ImGoinHamOnU God I wish 😩 nahhh it’s just a vanity tag for funsies.

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Jeremy Clarkson once said “For this to be a proper Alfa Romeo, there must be something wrong with it”….and yet…one now sits in my garage. I adore her.

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@BuzzerBobTV Yes!!!! I miss you too!!! I’d love to catch up! I’m so bad at keeping up with everyone 😞😭

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Not checking socials often does WONDERS for your mental health, homies. But holy cow…idk how to use Twitter/Insta/Tiktok anymore. I feel like an old lady.

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@BuzzerBobTV I’m gathering from my current doom scroll 🫣 very bad indeed! But you know what’s not bad? You.

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I haven’t posted in forever lol ignore my garage, I’ve just moved & am waiting on a shed to be built to throw all my holiday junk into 🥴

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@lindseewa Missed yours 🥹

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I’ve been packing up my house for a move and stumbled upon some cards I forgot I owned…like this Meiji Japanese Venusaur promo from Pikachu the Movie ☺️ figured I’d try to do a makeup look based on it as I try to learn to do my makeup again! 🍃

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@san_dead FACT!

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

two year anniversary