emily ♐️

she/her/hers

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

POV you’re smoking in your car at your fast food job

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

waking up on the day of my late grandmother and aunts joint wake with my PERIOD ARE WE FUCKING JOKING RN

[shiloh. 🕊 @boneIemonade]

my uni's satire newspaper 😭😭 BRO

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@omwanba_ and they say smoking kills….

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Thrift Shop but the beat is Candy Shop

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@byaliceyin I was enrolled at UIC at the time the cubs won and when the victory parade happened, a majority of professors cancelled classes and the city of Chicago shut down I-290

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

dude i know this isnt what i normally post but i stumbled upon this channel of this 9 year old kid who’s apparently been running 118k usd worth of youtube ads with his dad’s BUSINESS CREDIT CARD 😭😭

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@luci4nn4 Randomly came across this but we’re opposites I’m a sag sun Virgo moon.

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@seaprincess0977 Leave it to the French to be completely judgmental

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@seaprincess0977 And just like that……

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@GALNIFFACENT If you’re ever in Chicago hmu!!!!

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@riconasty Rico you so nastyyyyyyy 😍😍😍😍

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

This is like when the toons get melted in who framed Roger rabbit

[:p @UnkleDell]

being fat crazy cause what you gonna say if somebody call you fat

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@lady_valor_07 Hubert

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

@exhausted_gay You’ve got this!!!! The hard part is literally the hard part. Once you’re through with your taper and on your new dose and feeling your new normal, you’ll have a new outlook.

[emily ♐️ @bulirlikeferris]

This is absurd @mccormickspices just blatantly playing in the consumers face with shrinkflation. How do we go from 1.5x to 1.9x with no change in product??????? You think we’re stupid???

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,