Rickorty but Rick is a bit too into the taboo part and just WON'T shut up-
"Fuck, Morty, Baby- My cute little boy- Grandpa's little boy, yeah? You- You like it, Morty? Like when your- your gross fucking grandpa- stretches your cute tiny hole with his big, grown-up cock?"
MORTY OMORASHI NGHH
Rick is a raging pervert and the first time Morty pisses himself it's literal fireworks so he keeps 'accidentally' snatching Morty for long ass ship rides whenever he hears him walking to the bathroom cause he likes watching him desperate and squirming
Post
"Rick watching mortyhub" " Rick visiting morty strip clubs" "Rick dimension hopping to hook up with Mortys"
Absolutely, yes, of course
But consider - Rick trying all of it, too many times, really hoping it does something for him but it never does because it's not HIS Morty. Yk?
Rick interrupting Morty for an adventure mid masturbation and only convinces Morty to go with "shut up, I'll jerk you off in the car" 👀 type shit #rickorty