Avg Joe

Bikes+Bullets+Bitcoin, Dad (kids and dogs), God loving Conservative, Married to a Red Head, Bike Shop Owner, GenX Patriot and stuff. Fins up

[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

@Noahhhere The one with 3 arms

[FMP 🐬 🏈 @MADE_IN_DADE_]

My dad sent me this 🤣 🤣 🤣 #PhinsUp

[David L. Williams 🐬 🙌 ! @DavidWi57917109]

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[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

@HawkEmDownChris Dan Marino (rookie)

[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

It’s only funny because there’s no other way to look at it. #loyalsince83 #ManagingExpectations #FinsUp #MiamiDolphins

[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

@MattPinner_ For taking live action photos…it’s a camera.

[♣️Jokic & MJ♦️GOATs fan @PONTA6565]

Scottie Pippen told the truth 🔥

''When I look at LeBron, he’s not what Michael was as a player.
He’s not even what Kobe Bryant was as a player.

LeBron doesn’t have that gene. That’s not in him.
Kobe has that gene.

LeBron isn’t built with the DNA of a true fighter.
He doesn’t have that warrior’s gene.

Jordan and Kobe did.
They stepped on the court like it was a battlefield, refusing to surrender, doing whatever it took to win.

But LeBron…
He can lose to the same team over and over.
Then flop on the floor, throw his hands at the refs, and act like honor doesn’t matter.

That’s not greatness. That’s weakness.
Honestly, I don’t know why he’s always talking about being the GOAT.

Jordan may not have faced him, but Kobe did. Duncan did. Curry did.
They all beat him when it counted.
How can you keep calling yourself the greatest when so many have already proven you’re not?
If this is the face of the NBA today, no wonder the ratings are falling.

Today, when I look at the league’s struggles, I can’t help but feel it’s because the face of the NBA has changed.
Instead of honor, we see excuses.
Instead of loyalty, we see someone running from problems, escaping to another team, demanding recognition without earning it.

That’s not greatness.
That’s not the legacy this game deserves.
A clown can wear the crown, but it will never make him a king.''

[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

@WallStreetApes I’m torn… I live in Phoenix, but I own a pile of VRRM Jan 17 2027 $5 calls.

[Avg Joe @bullets_bitcoin]

@0xkair0s Don’t need a lie director, just call 2027 Super Bowl, World Series, NBA Champs and March Madness bracket winners, with scores, and we will believe you.

[Stock Mom™ @stockmom]

Wow this post went viral. Over 800,000 impressions. Patriotism is alive and well in THE USA. You have to listen to this song. 🇺🇸

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just put a price tag on obedience. It costs $200,000.

Musk: “You don’t need college to learn stuff. Everything is available basically for free. You can learn anything you want for free.”

Every lecture. Every textbook. Every framework ever written. Free on any screen in any country right now. The entire knowledge monopoly collapsed in a decade. Nobody updated the price tag.

Musk: “Colleges are basically for fun and to prove you can do your chores. But they’re not for learning.”

Strip the ivy and the branding. What’s underneath is a four-year obedience trial. Can this person follow instructions on a schedule without asking why.

Musk: “There is a value that colleges have, which is seeing whether somebody can work hard at something, including a bunch of annoying homework assignments, and still do their homework assignments.”

That is the entire six-figure value proposition. Not what you know. Not what you can build. Whether you can be managed. The establishment doesn’t need you educated. It needs you domesticated.

Musk: “If you’re trying to do something exceptional, you must have evidence of exceptional ability. I don’t consider going to college evidence of exceptional ability.”

The system doesn’t produce exceptional. It produces manageable. It takes the most creative years of your life and teaches you to wait for instructions. That is not education. That is containment.

Musk: “Gates is a pretty smart guy, he dropped out. Jobs is pretty smart, he dropped out. Larry Ellison, smart guy, he dropped out.”

They didn’t leave because they couldn’t keep up. They left because the ceiling was underground.

8 billion people now carry the same library in their pocket. The one these institutions charged a lifetime of debt to access.

The only product the university still sells is the belief that you need one.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Spencer Pratt fires back at reporter after he was asked about his plan for the homeless, says they will all end up in Seattle.

Reporter: "What are your plans for the over 40,000 homeless in Los Angeles?"

Pratt: "Well, they're not homeless, they're drug addicts... These people have been bused in by scam rehabs, scam NGOs, scam homeless nonprofits."

"These people, when I unplug them ... they're all going to Seattle, where the mayor will welcome them."

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Part 2

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation

[CyrilXBT @cyrilXBT]

A MIT professor gave a 1-hour lecture in 2019 that has 18 million views.

He died 5 months after recording it.

It was his final gift to the world.

Patrick Winston taught at MIT for 50 years.

The smartest engineers on earth sat in his classroom.

And he spent his last lecture teaching them the one skill their degrees never covered.

How to speak.

15 lessons that will change how you communicate forever:

Never open with a joke. Your audience is not ready to laugh yet. Open with a promise of what they will know by the end.

Your ideas are like your children. You are too close to them. What is obvious to you is invisible to everyone else. Explain the obvious.

The 5-minute rule: the first 5 minutes of any talk determine whether people will listen for the next 55. Spend more time on your opening than anything else.

Repeat your most important idea 3 times in 3 different ways. Once is never enough.

Build a fence around your idea. Tell people what it is NOT before you tell them what it IS.

Verbal punctuation. Pause. Let the idea land before moving to the next one.

Ask questions nobody will answer. Then wait 7 seconds. The silence is not awkward. It is processing.

Never read your slides. Your audience can read. They cannot listen and read simultaneously.

Use the board not the slides. Writing forces you to slow down. Slowing down forces clarity.

Inspire before you inform. Nobody learns from someone they are not inspired by.

End with a contribution not a summary. Tell them what you gave them. Not what you said.

Never say thank you at the end. It is weak. End with something that lands.

Stories make ideas stick. Data makes ideas understood. You need both. In that order.

The quality of your communication determines the quality of your ideas in the eyes of the world. Not the ideas themselves.

Practice is not preparation. Practice IS the skill.

Patrick Winston understood something most people spend their entire careers missing.

Your ideas are only as powerful as your ability to transfer them into someone else's mind.

You can be the smartest person in the room and be completely invisible.

Or you can master communication and make average ideas feel like breakthroughs.

He chose to spend his last lecture teaching this.

Watch it tonight.

Bookmark this first.

Follow @cyrilXBT for more lessons from the people who built the future.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Babylon Bee is pure genius every day.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

@NYCMayor You are such a gay retard

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

@maziehirono I'm starting to think you retards want the free publicity that comes with me posting you as Retard of the week.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Arizona Department of Education finds just in 10 months at least $10.3 million taxpayer dollars were spent buying

- Wedding gifts
- Gift cards
- Electric dirt bikes
- Condoms
- Custom tires
- Luxury hotel stays
- Insurance payments
- Furniture
- And much more

[Capriana @Caprianam]

While students participated in ICE walkouts across AZ today, our @tpusa Club America students at Centennial High School did a prayer at the flagpole instead! 🇺🇸 Love to see the positivity our chapters bring to their communities!

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

THE LINEUP FOR THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW IS HERE! 🔥

Watch Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett THIS SUNDAY 🇺🇸