BullUnderConstruction

A wanna-be MuscleBull, growing larger and stronger daily. Working to deny and shrink its nub. Blessed with a number of kinks.

#teamlocked
#muscle

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

@Hypnozys_AI two out of every three collars are programmed for complete drone conversion after being worn for five minutes. :)

[Kaosa Gaou 🔜 FurryTeaParty2027 @KaosaGaou]

#GeminiAI #transfur
Weretober Day 16
Demon Goat 🐐😈

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@ChodeB93749 If you are asking that here, you already know the answer is "yes"

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@TFLover827 I'll have what he's having... :)

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@TFLover827 What a great way to wake up!

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@lockthecock_ That is, of course, assuming that it is ever allowed out to restore itself. :)

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@PupBlueSlut @wakeysub If it wouldn't be a legal quagmire, Steelwerks could use the slogan for Moen faucets:

"Buy it for Looks. Buy it for Life."

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

@ChastityObject Lucky man.

[Al Franken @alfranken]

Saddened to hear of Lindsay’s death though we so regularly disagreed. But he was a good friend and an amazingly effective Senator. Also, the funniest. One Christmas break I told him my family was going to Puerto Rico. He said, “Do two fundraisers. One for those who are pro-statehood and one for those who are against it. They never talk to each other.”

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

@dredlifter Would it be out of place to say that's a lucky seatbelt? :)

[Libertarians against Trump @libertariansag]

Something changed with Trump and the WH messaging in 2026.

They stopped even trying to acknowledge reality. Now every single day is “America is saved,” “the economy is booming,” “the world is safe,” “Trump fixed everything,” “golden age,” “historic victory.”

very North Korean.

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

@thisjonrussell @LakotaMan1 @LePapillonBlu2 As a point of information which makes me smile:

Sulfur burns BLUE

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

@Straightguy200 Friend - with the comments, retweets and likes -- you are going to end up in a tiny cage for at least 2,201 days (6 years, 11 days).

Congratulations - you don't have a dick any more.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Three friends spent a year saving for a VIP festival trip. At the last minute, a chronic "leech" friend begged to join, promising to cover the rental car if they added him to the luxury Airbnb.
The moment they arrived at the rental counter, he pulled his usual stunt: "My banking app is glitching. Can someone put their card down for the $1,200? I'll pay you back."
They covered him, but over the weekend, he crossed every line. He blew off his $2,500 share for the room, car, and ticket, invited random strangers to eat their groceries, and stole their VIP artist passes. When confronted, he laughed: "Stop acting like an accountant, bro. Don't let a scarcity mindset ruin the vibe."
The primary planner didn't argue. He just waited until Sunday morning while the leech was asleep.
Because he bought the original package, the planner logged into his ticket account and hit "Report Wristband Stolen" on the leech’s serial number. Then, the three original friends packed their bags, loaded the rental car, and drove to the venue.
The leech woke up alone, stranded, and had to pay $120 for a surge-priced rideshare to the gates. When he scanned his wristband, the turnstile flashed red. The guard snatched it and said, "This code has been deactivated by the primary buyer. Access revoked."

[BullUnderConstruction @BullUnder]

Be sure to go to HIS post to like/comment/retweet so the times add up.

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@Chris94230461 @Straightguy200 He's going to end up with an inversion cage.

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@Straightguy200 @lockedslutrocco You underestimated that sadism of the Twitter/X crowd.

(and this entirely unnecessary comment gave you another 3 days. :) )

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@Straightguy200 At this point, you're going to forget what it looks like.

47 comments (counting this one) at 3 days each, 99 retweets at 5 days each, and 406 likes puts you at 1,042 days...or 2 years and 312 days.

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@biglittlelad Good man!

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@dredlifter That second picture is Phlebotomist P*rn. :)