Jon Russell

Developer, digital artist, blogger. Into writing, screenwriting, creative design, and live music. Remember: Nothing is True.

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@atrupar

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@ThrillaRilla369 As long as it’s not throwing the Burj Kalifa at me, I’m good.

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@BillyM2k Everything he touches… 💀

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@CalltoActivism @pappybest So he disrupts half a city for nappy time.

Got it.

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@GeneralMCNews Two weeks later:

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@JoJoFromJerz Either that’s too much bronzer, or Two Girls One Cup is now a makeup color.

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@Acyn Photo gives Purge vibes.

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@mmpadellan And they’ll spin it as “radical leftists booing the National Anthem.”

As predictable as it is stupid.

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@bluebirdpoopies @CalltoActivism Melania charges extra for exposure to booing.

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@JenBrooklyn51 @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @ProjectLincoln Fixed it for you.

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @ProjectLincoln The moon deserves better, tbh.

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@atrupar @HarmonyUsInc A fountain of hippo sh*t would draw more cheers and less boos than he ever will.

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@AshleyDCan 1) what

…but seriously…

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@TMZ Of all the songs to embody, he picked “I’m the Problem.”

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@notcapnamerica Wait. Kato Kaelin? The OJ Simpson houseguest around the time of the 1990s murder trial?

That Kato?

He’s still around??

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@EastEndJoe “Nope. Jason can have this one.”

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@SpencerHakimian To destroy the United States from within and profit as much as possible in the process.

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@GOP__Ls @Black_Vulcan69 Trump: “Stop talking sh*t about me!”

The rest of sane civilization: “stop doing stupid sh*t then.”

Trump: /hissyfit

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@WatcherGuru @farokh Aaaaand there’s the short squeeze. Right on schedule.

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@RetroMoviesDB Metroid.

And I swear Ridley has more lives than a cat.