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[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

alexander hamilton could’ve simply said no❤️ to this

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

youre in their DMs
I am writing a haiku
we are not the same

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

this is my full and unironic opinion

[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

for real tho why were the sims 2 burglars that fucking terrifying

[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

want to download sims 2 and wait for a burglar to show up just to feel something again

[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

i need to watch ruby gloom right fucking now

[annie @V0XLUX]

a baby learning to speak:

[Hannah Ayoubi @boodlebrain]

men need to dress sluttier. Sorry but i'm done being silent about this

[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

THE GIRLFRIEND IS THE DAUGHTERS EX s2g i hate it here

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for bringing my girlfriend on a date to my daughter’s workplace? https://t.co/iwBJctV5Jl

[🦄 bum ditch @bum_ditch]

i feel like we’re deep enough into a dystopia to just start playing gladys everywhere like president snow in hunger games

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Schools “can’t enforce masks” but sure did enforce not letting us wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

[Not a Whorehouse, a Whorehome @fairy_godslut]

Menty B in Locky D let's go everyone

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

just got groped by a drunk woman in broad daylight. ladies you're not exempt from the "don't touch people without their consent" rule. fuck i feel gross

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

I HATE when people lose their patience with non English speakers trying to communicate. Autocorrect the only thing keeping half of y’all sounding literate don’t get cute 😒

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

If you're apology is contingent on someone accepting it then it sounds like you aren't sorry.

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

*jigsaw voice* hey bestie