a lesbian lizard

I live for drama | she/her, BLM, ACAB

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

AirDrop me your nudes

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

@taylorswift13 It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

@cholbs1998 The Sunday!!

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

@cholbs1998 I’m going to the concert alone and I would love some people to pre/post with 🥺👉👈

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

The Onion has had it lmao

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

So frustrating to watch people argue and defend the subject to death that they know not much about!!! For the last time, MSG is not bad for you! It’s a myth rooted in racism!!!

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

finally being on night shift is paying off for me cause I’m awake all night anyways and get to watch #MidnightsMayhemWithMe 🥰

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

thinking about how they showed us Jesus Christ Superstar in my catholic elementary school like… did they just pick a movie with Jesus Christ in the title and not realize it was sacrilegious???

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

my recent preferred method of dating is having people come up to me in public randomly bc they recognize me from a dating app

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

You think you’re bad with money? I spent $110 on records this week and I don’t even own a record player 💀

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

me wearing a sheer tank top with no bra and having the security guy tell me to take my flannel off: “everyone at the airport can see my nipples, as a treat”
Security guy: 😵

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

Iconic Jess moment: picked my mom up after she broke up with her bf and he was drunk and following us around so I yelled at him and said if he tries to talk to her I’ll kick his ass

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

You mean to tell me not everyone goes through regular self hatred spirals where they convince themselves all their loved ones actually hate them? Weird af

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

People be out here on dating apps chatting you up for an HOUR before telling you they’re in an open relationship. I hate it here 😭

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

I woke up thirty minutes ago and I already have a headache from crying. Fuck this day!! Fuck Republicans!!!

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

@CrowderHayley Went through this a couple years ago, feel free to slide into my DMs!

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

MY GYM GOT A HIP THRUST MACHINE!!! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

@socialistpapi So fair, let’s live in Berlin

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

@socialistpapi COME BACK TO VAN

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

I didn’t realize how identical I am to my parents until now lmao

[a lesbian lizard @bumassbitchh]

My dad finally saw my new arm tattoos today and I love that he simply doesn’t acknowledge them lol like we have a mutual unspoken understanding that it’s better if we don’t discuss it 😭