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[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Everytime I spend my money I feel like someone has to reimburse me😔

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

True but my hair grows back faster with shaving cream.

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Shaving stick Shaving cream

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

Companionship? Love? Friendship? You don’t need these?

[Abeni Okin🦚❤️ @Jemeelahh_]

Try lati jaiye ni twenties e!

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

For real.
One of the reason Why I became anonymous, I don't want anyone to toast me on this app.
The mentality the men on this app have? Nah.
And anyone I meet off this app, I'll ask for your handle. 😑
At this point being on twitter is a deal breaker.

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

I orgasm in real life. 🙂🙂

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Y’all ever had sex in your dream and felt it ?😭😭

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

There’s no version of my imagination that doesn’t include being wealthy.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I kuku save for rainy days. I no just expect this kain rain.

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

I raise you the one everyone thinks he's a good person <<<

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

the lowkey, private, quiet niggas are the worst ones 😭😭😭

[Opeoluwa💕 @iam_opsy_]

I rarely see women demanding their gifts back after a breakup. Men, on the other hand, will revoke your Netflix access with immediate effect. 😭😂

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

Well the place looks dirty, you don't need a microscope for you to decide not to buy there.

[Azlannnn @Shaibu_AO]

This is what suya looks like under a microscope... Would you still eat it? 👀🤔

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

Everytime I'm on a date I ask men why did they and their ex broke up, I start studying their body language and watch how they answer.

Well most of them were not really over their ex, and I'm not about to date someone their ex still has a hold on and can call back anytime.

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

If a man is venting to you about another woman. That’s where his heart is at. Don’t be dumb.

[rini 🌸 #BRINGVALKOBACK @lishenmilk]

ive accepted im just a pervert and it has nothing to do with my menstrual cycle

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

I hate spaghetti jollof rewarm value.
The taste is always different.

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

My idea of a risky text is asking for a favour, especially a financial one 😭

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

Seeing the loser in a man you liked >>>

[bumbble_bee @bumbble_bee12]

For real, 2020-2022 were literally one of the worst moment of my life 😭😭😭

Heart break is nasty, my heart goes to whoever is going through it at the moment.
You'll be fine, it will take years but you go dey alright. 🫂

[BONOLO @nollywould]

you can physically feel the pain in your heart
you go to sleep with it, you wake up and you have like 3 seconds before your brain remembers you’re heartbroken and you carry it again. everyday for like 6 months

[Kelvin @saint_kelvinnn]

Your boyfriend nor go wear hoodie now wey cold dey o, na for under hot sun he go wear am with socks

[ᴅᴇᴡᴜɴᴍɪ ✨♡ @Ade__wun_mi]

I hate how y'all act like once someone apologizes, the victim owes them forgiveness. Apologizing isn't an automatic ticket to forgiveness.

[folayinmi @folayinmii]

He’s not sorry for what he did, he’s only apologizing to save his reputation.🤷🏾‍♀️