Aswathy Santhosh

In the parade of the dumb and stupid, I am the one twirling a flaming baton.

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

*Hermione voice* : It's malayali not malyali.

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

is "we hate the same dude bbygurl, let's talk 🥰" an acceptable way to start a convo with an absolute stranger?

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

my friend said '....I'm pretty sure god gave her a pretty face to distract from all of THIS' referring to my horrific dad jokes.

safe to say that he made my day.

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@MeghUpdates Oh nooooo...

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

Not this being predicted last year 😭😭😭😭

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

does the hyperventilating over every life decision ever stop as an adult?

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

this idiot really called me up at 6 FREAKING AM to talk for 15 mins 😭😭😭

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@o_vp_v Risk, Catan, Sequence

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

The number of men that don't care if you're in a relationship, and try to still hit on you????

Like boy, I told you I'm in love, borderline obsessed with the guy and you still think you have a chance????

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

ik I'm getting older when I ask people for recipes instead of ordering in after drooling at their instagram stories.

[Fastest Pitstop @FastestPitStop]

BREAKING: Oscar Piastri will race for McLaren in 2023.

Alpine reserve driver Oscar Piastri has agreed a deal to race for McLaren in 2023 in place of Daniel Ricciardo.

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#F1 #Formula1 #Piastri #McLaren #Ricciardo #BelgianGP #FormulaOne

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

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@CrankGameplays WHAT.

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@MiriamForster Aww its twilight 🥰🥰🥰

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

Just got catcalled by a bunch of men/teenagers who were going door to door to get donations towards a festival. Nice.

Can't even feel safe making dinner in my own home. 🙃

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

Lucius Malfoy was the og Karen.

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@TheSunnyG_ blocked

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@picklehari What do you mean?

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

@sajalism @IshmeetNagpal Her man gets to rest after a 9-5, gets to take paid time off from work. Does she? Does housework EVER end?

[Aswathy Santhosh @bumblebitchblue]

on today's episode of stupid questions: are convertibles easier to steal because you don't have to break a window to get in?

...not considering how obvious and flashy they are once you do steal them.

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

Drive to Survive 4 is out today! 🙌🏻