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Will told me I have a lacroix lisp so there’s that

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@jackharlow wonderful album. Wonderful listening experience. Thx

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Computer make this man have a permanent boner and the face of the rat king

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I like when I walk past napping creatures in my house and they slightly stir bc unconsciously they’re acknowledging someone is awake around them but then they choose to ignore the alert signal because they deem me safe

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It’s happening. People are starting to know me strictly as “clementines mom”. No government name.

I love it

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@JohnMayer I like your xm station. Is your black lab still alive? What was his name?

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I need to tell someone this. My 3 year old loves the song “like Jennie”. Will said “let’s go to the store to find a Christmas ornament for mom” she responded, “ok.. it’s gonna be fuckin hard” 😭

Worse part is after Will told me he said, ‘but she did sound really cool tho’ 🤣

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LORD SAVE ME FROM MYSELF

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Wow just quoted this yesterday

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I know my gma used to be a fckn baddie cause I’m making a photo album of my fam for my babies bday & asked her to send a pic & joked ‘or I could use your smoking a joint on the beach in Jamaica pic’ & she said in all seriousness ,’why not? They’re at least 50 years old’

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My great grandpa was 99 when he died
I was 16

I just found out he had an enemy he called ‘Dog Dirt Dan’ and I am soooo into it. I should find his genealogy to keep the beef going

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Someone has a bumper sticker that says, ‘ loud and proud’- are they gay or are they a stoner?

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I have been overly nostalgic about t9 texting lately

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Word to the wise: never trust an old person behind the wheel of a car in the giant eagle parking lot

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im shedding the offense

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Idk how to explain it but when I get a sandwich from Sheetz and they put a disturbing amount of mayo on it it feels disrespectful

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I think the 50s had the best style

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Knock knock knocking on heavens door sounds like a very polite way for a man to ask to shag

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The random shit I like is when someone sends you a random snap and you see a quick glimpse of their stove and it’s super clean

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Idk if it’s a red flag or green flag that I think my neighbor is a bad dog owner so I sneak his dog treats and fish sticks

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Happy Father’s Day to the hottest man I know (@willsnotebooks ) which is why I’m in the process of making him a dad again