Umbrellas are Hard

If you can't close an umbrella, you shouldn't be running the country. A very simple litmus test, really.

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@Acyn Okay cool. Now do guns.

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@GovAbbott Straight up admitting to trafficking undocumented immigrants across multiple state lines. Hello? @FBI?

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@ACTBrigitte Just like absolutely no one is going to vote for democrats.

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@ACTBrigitte Yeah. We've been "losing" this country to the southern border for the past 25 years. I wonder when most people are going to realize that their lives haven't fundamentally changed from this "crisis" but from the fact that their bosses are pocketing all the money they work for.

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@DevinCow The election was stolen.

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@stephanpapaniko @wandab_mua @OccupyDemocrats Could you even pass a citizenship test? Americans love to be proud that they won the geographic birth lottery but immigrants have to prove ON PAPER how much they love it here. Who cares what language they speak?

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@farronbalanced This story might be right up your alley: a Kansas city has essentially banned roommates if there are 5 people in the apartment and one of them isn't related to the others.
https://t.co/pnIeTN39HM

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@BigYaMez1 @RobSchneider You believe something for which you have no evidence, based on a throwaway thought from a has-been actor. Then you question why it's happening. What, dude?

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@MittRomney Thank you for confirming that you're on the side of the super-rich who are exponentially far from the majority of US citizens.

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@DaniellaCarlisi Freedom. That's what they like, right? I would tell them that I'm exercising my personal freedom to do whatever the hell I want because this is America.

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@GOPChairwoman How TF do you plan on being in charge of anything if you can't stand being questioned about what you're doing? Wait...that's the point. Nevermind.

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@RNCResearch Ooh, I want to play!
Donald Trump does not know how to use an umbrella.
Donald Trump is...I was gonna say Christian but Christians know how to hold a Bible.

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@MagesterialMes1 @JDVance1 I love this argument. The way the current system stands, the majority in an ELECTION does not always determine the outcome. How much sense does it make for a minority of people (who often purposefully ignore facts) to make choices for everyone? What other system does that?

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@PabGomez @JoeBiden Guy, Biden wasn't President between election and inauguration. Your logic is ridiculous on its face.

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@LindseyGrahamSC You are flimsier than wet spaghetti. You have no principles and will never be liked by anyone. You're impressing no one with your pearl clutching and fake outrage. The fact that you keep winning is a testament to the intelligence of your constituents who vote for you. A bad one.

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@DrOz You are not one of us. We recognize that. You should as well.

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@wilbersc @ThomasPomeroy7 @AOC I believe the KKK were also "Christians." As a Black man, would I look forward to them judging me? Unlikely. Religion does not determine morality and has in fact led to many of the most morally reprehensive acts this world has ever seen.

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@TG22110

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@GeorgeTakei I am DEEPLY saddened at the abject failure of our American education system.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Wanton and ecstatic ignorance?