K. I. Borrowman

the (soon to be) real k. i. borrowman - nomadic packrat, writer, new wife, old mom, teacher, DJ, rescuer of cats and climber of mountains

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Okay, here goes. This guy came to my garden today to wish me luck in twitter pitching!

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Top Five Most Offensive Costumes of All Time https://t.co/CK81lL71x9

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Trump Misplaces First Lady https://t.co/W2wj0D9Iw6

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Trump Discovers New African Nation https://t.co/NMY2cudLTH

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@GordonRamsay who needs cooking shows when you've got instant mashed potatoes?

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TRUMP’S TOP TEN ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING THE FIRST 100 DAYS OF THE TRUMPOCALYPSE https://t.co/gdruP94FWg

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Six Christmas Traditions You Can’t Live Without https://t.co/HztyAn4mmD

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Winner! #nanowinner2016

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The Nardvark: Making a Book Trailer - Part 1 https://t.co/ttSpoOPy2d

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Five Top Jobs for High-School Dropouts https://t.co/5LrwTzSZdF

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How to Use the Toilet, featuring Viiru the Cat https://t.co/lUMTSJ86f0

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Lose Pounds and Inches with the Bandwagon Diet! https://t.co/KP4Uc1HA2z

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Fright Night is coming! https://t.co/YY9Ye97qNk https://t.co/Lm8HqKgExG

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Suicide Bomber at Turkish Wedding Kills 50 / Rooney Mara Wears Leather and Denim https://t.co/Y0yWkMJ61N

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Amazing news! "The Curse of Shakespeare" was just accepted to @frightnightfilm #horror #screenplay

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The UK Votes to Leave the European Union / The Kardashians have a Pillow Fight https://t.co/kI1dWe4R1t

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The Future for USAmerica – GLM’s Exclusive Interview with Eminent Psychic Lady Bacilli https://t.co/IxPDKN4ePw

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Looking for stories for an anthology: The Binge-Watching Cure, https://t.co/8lehwoK9zQ. #fiction

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Pakistan Honor Killings on the Rise / Royal Family Members Wear Pretty Clothes https://t.co/etZrt5cqOf

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Cheeky Child Genius Explains Link between Vaccines and Autism https://t.co/cgFYqn9yx1

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Eggs Cost $150 a Dozen in Venezuela / Kanye West Lost Some Stuff https://t.co/6lrlPXjJcp