TheBumblingBeard

Smarmy, progressive politics. Craft brewing. Mobile canning advocate/geek. Little original content.

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

@gabetwee This is sheer brilliance.

[Depressed Writer Asshole @brianalanellis]

2016: What a time to be dead inside.

[Aaron Wysocki @AaronWysocki]

Hillary Clinton was a Wal-Mart Director for 6 Years, do you REALLY believe she's pro-union

https://t.co/LI68jUShjS

#DemTownHall #tytlive

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

@gabetwee Platteville engineers have nothing better to do than drink and be sad. Not all too different from me now that I think about it.

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

@gabetwee // As someone who's watched him destroy everything good about my state, thank you.

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

2017: obama has taken all the guns. i trudge through a desolate hellscape of alive unshot people. "WHY???" i scream at a frightened child

[Raw Story @RawStory]

Trump supporter booted from rally for demanding ‘new jokes’: ‘It’s getting a little old’ https://t.co/bJ1BDnLrVt

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

@gabetwee // I mean...I don't love you. But you're a great writer and your social media accounts are great. And really, isn't that love?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

It's entirely possible it's all of US who died today and Lemmy ascended to a Super Earth made of cigarettes, scotch & pussy.

[Brian Thee Aspie 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @ProfessorBLove]

Ohio is an open carry state. The NRA should be furious that the police are shooting ppl for carrying guns. Oh wait.

[monica martin @mmonicamartinn]

I have a feeling ann coulter cries a lot when she's alone.

[Coach K and Joe @CoachKandJoe]

#BoRyan and #SteveSpurrier didn't walk out on their teams. They repaid the loyalty of an asst by giving them a guaranteed opportunity #Class

[͏ @3lone]

Forreal tho, someone check if Megatron is okay. #GBvsDET

https://t.co/nCQRWcN8Lx

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

@sarahwichmannn Stop trying. Seriously. It's saved me headaches (when I remember my own damn advice).

[TheBumblingBeard @BumblingBeard]

Here's a random thought from today: I miss working with @sarahwichmannn. #talkingamileaminute #whenshespissedoff #hilarious

[E. L. Fudge @lot43]

How can someone be arrested for resisting arrest when they aren't being arrested? #SandraBland

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

I'm all for this $10 bill 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[JADEDPUNKHULK @JADEDPUNKHULK]

WAIT. YOU IN BEARDO PUNK BAND *AND* YOU INTO BUKOWSKI? ONE IN MILLION, YOU ARE.