Bumfundler

Styrofoam advocate. Mentos works just like the commercials. Ocean too deep. Anti-Orca whales. Stoned Wheat Thins comeback party 2026

[Kamilla Mihalik @missMihalik]

Presenting my new Ai Music and Ai Music Video:

DID YOU EVEN CARE?!

8 faces cause Grok assumes that I am trying to be perfect! BAHAHA! FFS

TRUTH, MAGIC, JEDI MIND TRICKS
BOOBS, FEET FOR MY ABSOLUTE FAV PIGS!!!!

JUST DOOOOOOO IT!!!!

SERVE AND SLAY THAT SLOP 🐰🐷

Nom nom nom nommmm

Lyricist all me. Grok with the visuals and Suno with the instrumental/beats.

🥕🔥🐰

[Bumfundler @bumfundler]

I relaxed my pretty face, I put my shoulders back, I opened and closed my jaw. I feel energized. I am ready to maximize my potential. Thank you Dolph!

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@RiverSalamander https://t.co/G0kv0apDdn

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no fear

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@FreeWorld1787 Christ Pantocrator

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@AmazingZoltan perhaps the better question is, why am I now so hungry?

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@AmazingZoltan

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idiolects, idioms, and ethics https://t.co/xHSJen1iZ5

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some folks call it a sling blade https://t.co/g7vaybSlwe

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Christopher Lambert's New York Accent https://t.co/rSM8Dt1Auj

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christopher lambert's new york accent https://t.co/q0LsuwNuJh

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for what it is worth, just a hunch. probably wrong.

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@DrillBabyDrril https://t.co/mJlLNRdaPP

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@DomGiovanni26 except war

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Today I walked by a police officer on a residential street and said "Hello" as a friendly gesture. He just looked at me and didn't respond. Not even a nod.

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@FreeWorld1787

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@FreeWorld1787

[stricture @bog_beef]

Gamers share the same oppressor and we are the majority now. We can take over this country.

[Bumfundler @bumfundler]

@AmazingZoltan having an identity crisis I see. You are arbitrarily defining conservatism so narrowly that it only includes people who prioritize small government over everything else - a purity test where anyone who doesn't share your specific hierarchy of priorities is suddenly a 'leftist'

[Bumfundler @bumfundler]

I relaxed my pretty face, I put my shoulders back, I opened and closed my jaw. I feel energized. I am ready to maximize my potential. Thank you Dolph!

[Bumfundler @bumfundler]

seriously though I like dentists.

[Bumfundler @bumfundler]

I love dentists. I pay them an indulgence, and in return they absolve me of my bad behaviour. The teeth are incidental; the absolution is the point.