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dont worry drink aspartame

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Can I love you for 3 months

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@spongebobhamtwo Just giving them a playbook on how to manipulate you

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I loved supergirl idc what everyone says

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@lusciousbeagle Me next:)

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I don’t even cum anymore just get hard and go on with my day

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Me watching my Moira throw a damage orb after I just dove both supports and have 20 hp

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My jacket at your sister’s wedding, Charlie Kirk

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@beansm00thie This dude ruined my marriage….

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@spongebobhamtwo You’re invited to my party but you have to read your tweets out loud to everyone

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@snqped The first 15 minutes feel like an indie movie but then after that I think it’s flawless

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Get ready with me as I go to get molested

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A day in the life as an alcoholic parent

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She asked to see my meat and then she ghosted me #toobig

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Less lithium more willpower

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I used to ride a plan b skateboard to elementary school wearing a plan b t shirt. No idea what it meant and no one said shit.

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I was the first pervert

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Starting a new job and I’m going to make a good living but I’m not gonna have as much time to play video games and get drunk and masturbate all day so idk if it’ll be worth it

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If my favorite character dies I stop watching

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@AgentMartyFBI Unrealistic dating expectations

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Heaven sounds nice till you find out your baby momma there too

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I’m good at overwatch. Im a good friend. My dick game strong. I can pull any baddie. My ass is phat. I got hella dough.