Bumper Sticker Ideas

People say you have to get creative to make it in today's fast-paced, deregulated economy, so I'm thinking of great Bumper Sticker Ideas.

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@TheUniverse Our pword for this is always "poptv" and we always say our favorite beverage is "pop"

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Excuse me Billy Joel is not, was never, and never will be "a downtown man"

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Quit Honkin', I'm Conkin'

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Quit Honkin', I'm Conkin'

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Excuse me Billy Joel is not, was never, and never will be "a downtown man"

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The average American reads like 1 Nate Silver tweet a day. And still, I say ban them

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The average American spends something like 5 hours per year on a plane. The mask mandate might be good or bad at the margin, but it is very unlikely to make a major difference in the overall course of the coronavirus.

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Every. Damn. Word. In. This. Tweet. Is. Capitalized!

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Can't believe Will Smith has the gall to pitch for the Braves rn

[Michael Azerrad @michaelazerrad]

I once saw @ChevyChaseToGo put an entire fish into a blender on live television. But I have never seen anything on TV as bizarre as that.

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The #redcarpet is out but once again it's looking trashed. C'mon #Oscars! This is Hollywood's biggest night and we need Wally to come clean it up !! #Disney

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At 7:34 ET and #Oscars is already trending! Can't wait to watch the next 4.5 hours unfold

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Time to roll up the #redcarpet #Oscar #Oscars

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The #Oscars are coming and the #redcarpet is flowing! Who will roll up the carpet tonight??

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It's #Oscars time again !! Who will take home the #redcarpet on Oscar's biggest night? (Answer in comments below)

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If You're Scrolling While You Shit, And Scrolling While You Eat, You Are Shitting Where You Eat, My Friend

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"Have you seen this dog named Odie? What happened there?" #Garnfeld

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"Have you ever noticed lasagna" #Garnfeld

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@scottponik Ca$happ/V*nmo/PayPail !!

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"What's the deal with Jon" and "Have you heard about Jon" #Garnfeld