bubba gump

hideous cock!!

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

deleted twitter bc it was making me angry. came back bc instagram was making me anorexic #hm

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

instagram be like do u wanna follow your friends ex or your sisters receptionist ?

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

HEY MAN IT AINT EASY CRAWLING AROUND HAVE SOME RESPECT

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

You ever meet someone and you just Know they Always had to be the dog when playing House as a Kid

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

man i got teen boys asking me about the origins of my store’s beef at 10AM !!! BITCH GO TO CLASS!!!!!

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

i have never been anywhere

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

2 weeks sober from buying groceries

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

doing the sperm bank deposit because i’m the manager at penis

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

extremities cold as shit looking up tiny screwdrivers on amazon

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

laying in bed taking my adderal w an alani deeply locked in on learning how to mod my 3DS. i need to be at work in 29 minutes

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

hello my name is mac and cheese

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

@supermega he looks weird ? um

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

the doorbell is imbued with the spirit of dracula

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

i feel like he did something else

[Xavier🇵🇸 @xaviersometimes]

Absolute punk legend or the person that made unfunny tweets 10 years ago that 14 year olds find really funny

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

i’m going missing later

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

trying to buy things on marketplace is like texting your situationship who hates you

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

airbuds is telling me to kill myself

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

i’ve created a new species of fish

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

drag king named jack shit

[bubba gump @bumpymccorn]

@SylvieBelmontt lol fair. small rock city.