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Undoubtedly Caniacal | $Bumpysocks | future 3x self proclaimed chopped champion

[scott @BumpySocks]

if there’s one thing I know in this world is that they do not want and will never want bumpy socks and big money al on a track together

[ShinRegis 🥜 @ShinRegis117]

Is this the real Arbiter?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just had to administer narcan to a minion

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[episode one @E1podcast]

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Watching your girl dispute a room charge with the front desk

[Gambel’s quail @holzawn]

You don’t hear much about “fanum tax” these days

[henry @henry5839201746]

gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie and robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, dock ock and hulk hogan finally got his cowboy ass😭😔

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[chloe star @snowiecone]

they offered me a happy ending at jersey mikes

[allie @c1a0bsp]

Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

HOW A KNIGHT SEES THE WORLD

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

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