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don't cry tears, they don't fly here

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

WEMBY JUST PUSHED JALEN BRUNSON 😳

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Berkshire Hathaway has enough cash to acquire nearly every company in the S&P 500

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

Remember what Warren Buffett once said:

“Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.”

[🕊 @bumtopher]

going blind in your 30s is kinda unreal

[🕊 @bumtopher]

https://t.co/ahMaZ5TLPf

[🕊 @bumtopher]

@CounterStrike @HexTCSGO Make genuine pins tradeable

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

All drugs are available if you’re >130IQ it’s called buying it for “your horse”

[🕊 @bumtopher]

https://t.co/2PksWfB9ec

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

ASTRONAUTS ON INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION ORDERED TO SHELTER IN SPACECRAFT, PREPARE FOR EVACUATION OVER WORSENING AIR LEAKS ON RUSSIAN SEGMENT - NASA

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: French billionaire Pierre-Edouard Sterin urges lawmakers to change inheritance laws so he can disinherit his five children.

[🕊 @bumtopher]

@thdxr Hilarious

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[🕊 @bumtopher]

never gamble

[shirish @shiri_shh]

The laptop hasn't changed in 30 years. NVIDIA just changed it

RTX Spark is their first PC chip ever.

- RTX 5070 level GPU
- 128GB unified memory
- 1 petaflop of local AI
- thin, light, barely throttles unplugged

Your AI agent lives on the machine. 24/7. No cloud.

This is step one of the agentic AI PC, and everyone else is about to copy it.

[🕊 @bumtopher]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXOn Just testing my daily luck tbf

[🕊 @bumtopher]

lab:native

[🕊 @bumtopher]

https://t.co/7Ss9uHjgJE

[Knicks Union 🗽 @knicks_union]

1999 NBA Finals rematch

27 years later