Doug Patterson

Yankees & Ole Miss Reb | Sigma Alpha Epsilon alum | 2016 Dieislyfe semifinalist | 5’8 with bounce | Chevy Tahoe Owner | $TUAH

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

Breaking out this combo today, let’s have a day fellas. Fuck you Tim Walz

[Coach Casey Smith @coachcasey13u]

Why CAN’T you put a ZYN patch on the sleeve of your 13u jerseys? Just because my players can’t legally buy them doesn’t mean they can’t use them. Our batting average has jumped since I forced my kids to start Zynning during games. Grow up. Give credit where it’s due. #BeElite

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

@karenmotherof2 Игра в воскресенье, Карен. С Днем Святого Валентина.

[sydney thomas @itssydneythomas]

I might swerve bend that corner woahhh

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

God. Country. Notre Dame.

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

Get this Mother fucka off my screen I’m trying to watch the Sugar Bowl dammit.

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@laremy_tun_tun @jacksonkron95 @Lane_Kiffin Hoosier captain straight jackass

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@jacksonkron95 @Lane_Kiffin Stop watching football 🔥🔥🔥

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@johnathanmarke I believe any gun may work.

[🏆 C@niac J0k3r🃏 @caniacjokerII]

CAAAANES WIN!!!!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

#RaiseUp

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@elonmusk TUAH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Obama should work on a ceasefire in Chicago as well as Gaza.

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@gamecocker69 Old Sycamore, ball knower

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@SirTouches Rooster

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@KowalskiCPZoo Green Light

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@DoubleVodkaDon Some lucky ass throws

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@CaldwellRu90364 They steal our data but that sesame chicken is fire!

[Doug Patterson @bumyankeefan]

@CBBonFOX @PrincetonMBB Rutgers always does some jack shit

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

Way to keep us on the edge of our seats Committee …. Riveting