Awilo

too early

[Amos Mwaura @AmosMwaora]

@VectorDigital_ Well, then heri rent without attached ownership

[Amos Mwaura @AmosMwaora]

Kilimani has people paying 10k service charge for a 1 bedroom units. Weh!

[Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga]

Saw this post on TikTok,watu wa rongai hii deal ni fiti aki !

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@Krepublics2_ both belong to the same family

[🕊 Bandit @bandit__ke]

Na wewe results za gym huwa haitokei mbona?almost 4yrs tangu nijoin this app uko hivo tuu.

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@toze_kevin @_mr_mutinda its 2026
stop this discrimination
HIV is not the worst that can happen to you
plus there are people who didn't choose to get it but already have it
life shouldn't stop for them
they have to get partners and live happily

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@betikaKe na nivibaya sana kkua reluctant as a bookie
cant you see what others are offering and match your product to market standards
people are using crypto and binance is majorly used but nyinyi mumekwama tu na mpesa
tell steve bogo to up his game I assume he is still the director

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

@NelsonMogaka_ Nope. That’s lie. In fact ukambani is leading

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@betikaKe why all that when you have a prompt option for mpesa and not for airtel??

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Kenyan parents: “Ulipata kazi?”

You: “Yes, I work remotely.”

Them: “Okay… but unaanza kazi officially lini?”

You can be on your laptop all day, attending meetings, getting paid and even paying bills, but because they haven’t seen you leave the house at 7am wearing a shirt and tie, apparently you’re still jobless.

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@MainNeli_ zilisulibushwa

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

utaiona ikiuzwa kama salvage ati ni gear box shida na rear bumper at 400k

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

My first born has been officially written off after a 10 year service.

Not the way i expected to end the story with it.

Niko Hai without any injuries

[ff🟥 @zznnrrff]

When I was unemployed after finishing uni it was genuinely one of the most depressing periods in my life

[Awilo @bun_shaak]

@ignyharaz2 nothing happens.

[Yaw Ming💯 @Newdrip2]

This only works in primary school btw

[Nihal @behalnihal]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[Losie🌹 @Rozay_kamau]

You'll see washamba tweeps criticizing this yet they have Jamaican accents juu ati waliskiza reggae

[toasty @tostyart]

This shit is fucked up why is there border patrol in Mexican heaven

[prince. @onrooleyy]

you think you're different just because you stay in the UK.