ForrestGump

“Quit your job and travel” best advice I was ever told

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Life is a metaphor

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“Not even just my grandma, but also my moms mom”

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Imagine being the guy who still says “wow” after using the shamwow #shamwow

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A head nod…. Is just a lazy bow

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@terrycrews I had been trying to watch Idiocracy for a while. The world was robbed of a sequel! Crazy how many things related to the world I am looking at today

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There is no one, on earth, more humble than me

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Can’t be a #doomsday preper if I can’t even prepare for this week

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If you ever need to laugh, go look at your #facebook posts from when you first created the account😂😂 13 year old me was a weird dude

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All this visa stuff better go through… got to get back to the sailing life⛵️⛵️

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The only thing that hasn’t been hit my inflation is the speed limit

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Sleeping at this hostel in Sofia with 18 beds in the room. Some guy makes the weirdest moaning sounds I have ever heard in my life, just to sleep😑😑 I can handle snoring, but constant wet dreams😑 thats another story

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Picture yourself at 60 and think what have they done. Now go do that

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Smart (drunk) me < sober me in the morning

Trying to find anything

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Incase any of the phone numbers that are calling me are not spam bots, I am alive, I am still in Greece. Don’t worry there is plenty of tsiporio #Greece

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@j_smooooooth I am working on a boat in Milos Greece till the end of the month my guy!

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You know your ear plugs are in good when you don’t hear yourself hit your head #boatlife #windy

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@coinbase funny how my interest rates keep dropping but I am still locked into staking. Came a long way from 5%😂😅🥲

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@KDTrey5 Someone else wins and everyone shit on @KDTrey5 , leave the man alone. He doing him, why you cant do you

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Potty train your cat to use the toilet, then get a cat door put into your bathroom door #CatsOfTwitter