beanz

shit post account // roooooovian & boo crew // stoolie

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a moment for Sal Frelick.

Also every time he’s at the plate I laugh because he listens to every Anus episode and is a KB and Nick superfan (as am I because they’re the best)

Like the guy who just hit a massive World Series Home Run knows everything about New Platson

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Bold Spring Break House prediction. It’s day 5 on set in Vegas. It’s 3:30am yet the party is just getting started. I’ve been dead sober filming a drunk Dante all day while also dealing with him being legitimately upset with me for recording him on a reality show. I don’t want anything on the sidelines with us to distract him from the real game, so
I swallow my pride and ask him to forgive me for doing my job. He accepts my apology then gets back out there on the dance floor with the rest of his cast mates. I go to follow but see that another producer already has it covered. I sit back down and let out a sigh of both pleasure and relief as I crack open a Red Bull.

I’m looking forward to a 2 minute break from the action when suddenly I hear a voice next to me say “Mind if I get first sip on that?” It’s Mintzy. I have zero reaction to his question and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m in a state of shock or because I’m not shocked at all. He repeats the question, “Would you mind if I took a sip of your Red Bull first, I just don’t want your germs ya know?” I don’t say anything at all because I have nothing nice to say. He thinks I can’t hear him so he stops a bottle girl with a full tray of shots in her hands if she could tell the DJ to turn the music down a little. He gives her the option of dropping off the shots to her table first, if she wants.

I’ve been staring into the abyss the past 45 seconds while Mintzy stares at me staring into the abyss. My eyes are uncontrollably twitching but wide open, a small stream of blood begins to drip from my left nostril. Mintzy notices. He repeats the question then places his hand on my shoulder and says “Hey, I get it man. Now you know how I feel whenever I’m the only sober one at a party. The worst part about it for me personally is when I get forced into listening to drunk people talk my ear off about nothing.” I collapse.

I’m now lying on the ground of a nightclub in the fetal position with my eyes wide open, sober. The paramedics eventually come and Mintzy goes out of his way to tell them that he was talking to me just a second ago and I seemed completely fine. He watches me get strapped to a stretcher as he asks the paramedics if they think I’ll have to spend the night in the hospital. Wow, I thought, maybe he does have a heart after- and before I can even think the rest of my thought he turns to my concerned coworkers and whispers, “If Danny has to spend the night in the hospital then I call dibs on his bed tonight.” He quadruple checks that they all heard him, then takes the first sip of my Red Bull.

[beanz @bundleabean]

@Katiemoneygrabz @Cackalacman NEVER apologize for this comment kate.

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

The Brewers never lose

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Hope you're not tired of winning

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I feel like Frank ranting about the Braves.

THE BREWERS NEVER LOSE

[MLB @MLB]

The Milwaukee @Brewers:

-Have won 11 straight games
-Own sole possession of first place in the NL Central for the first time this season
-HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Caution: extremely hot baseball team. Do not touch ⚠️

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

What a game. What a team.

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

Happy International Women’s Day to the GOAT

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

Lucas filled in for TJ yesterday and had to:

-Wear a wolf costume for 2 hours
-Run a 7 minute mile on the treadmill
-Chase down Rick on the court
-Chase down Rick on the street
-Get antiqued twice
-Profess his love for Ebony, a Barstool coworker he’s never met

[beanz @bundleabean]

@DannyJConrad @TrevorLeePro hi danny ily can you help my bf and i get our kiss coin fixed 🤣

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Right down the middle @TrevorLeePro

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

The full Brandon Walker puck drop from the @mkeadmirals game…YIKES!

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

CHAMPS

[beanz @bundleabean]

@nickturani @BFW @BarstoolBigCat @clubtrillion

someone pls fix a yak relationships day

[beanz @bundleabean]

hello @BarstoolYak are you there???!!! my boyfriend friggin ordered a kiss coin and 3 days later it broke and cant spin right anymore 😭😭 is this a common occurrence or does this mean he gets more than a kiss???! @DannyJConrad @StevenCheah @Katiemoneygrabz @TJHitchings

[beanz @bundleabean]

ALL i want, is to hear my uncles voice one more time.