zoe del real

comedy!

[zoe del real @bungalows]

LOL remember when this used to be like an oasis for comedy and fun people

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@franczeska94 I’m happy you’re back!

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@_ayandamay Remember when they had 800 numbers to call to “pledge” hours you were going to donate volunteering

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@Stormi_luv

[zoe del real @bungalows]

I’ve gone from scrolling IG shopping to following like weird niche body workers like “maybe one dayyyyy” like it’s a vintage LV bag

[zoe del real @bungalows]

I had this spam group text today with like 4 random numbers and I was real passive aggressive to them for literally no reason other than I’m a hater and it turned out to be the only 3 good people I worked with like 7 years ago so bitchful to wistful whiplash

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@RaminNasibov

[zoe del real @bungalows]

My autocorrect has fully retired. Enjoy traveling or whatever the hell it is you’re going to do instead

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@Ravenismeee Welcome to CPTSD

[zoe del real @bungalows]

Me on my way to Karen these mother fuckers so hard my maiden name is going to change itself to White

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@Movie_Xtra1 As someone named Zoey the title of this makes me fucking furious

[zoe del real @bungalows]

when it’s cold, early, and quiet in the morning, laying in bed with every single soft fluffy blanket while my meds kick in is where I wish I could stay all day

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@DustinMartian Fuck yes dude

[zoe del real @bungalows]

Pouring rain during your HS graduation seems like an omen, just saying. Feels like the kind of shit that would have happened to millennials from like 99-05

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Centennial high school graduation Williamson County, Franklin, Tennessee. Completely unacceptable those kids worked hard to graduate. This was a humiliating experience.

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@MeganTron4677 @1ssve Which still doesn’t work properly everytime, somehow?

[zoe del real @bungalows]

poor guy’s probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

[zoe del real @bungalows]

@0UTR0EG0 13 maybe 14

[zoe del real @bungalows]

what’s your Nicholas Cage comfort movie?

[zoe del real @bungalows]

Not super close terror lighting at 2:24a

[zoe del real @bungalows]

My brother is going to see his mom Sunday. He invited me, and I was like “I feel like my dad wouldn’t want me to, so no? But also my mom wouldn’t want me to, so yes?”

[zoe del real @bungalows]

this knocked the wind out of me

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

What do you call “twink death” for a shitty comedian who used to be kinda hot?