Larry Turd

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Pacers champions.

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Fuck hallmark for making fake holidays like pi day. I refuse to buy a pie b/c the govt tells me to.
I'm so alone.
**eats pie in solitude**

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. @cakemittens it must be awkward for u on pi day

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do u think the vagina is capable of cultivating a grapefruit? Asking for a friend who put the seeds in my girlfriend while she was sleeping

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Favorite plAce in midtown for a drink

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This is my spirit cookie man

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Has anyone tried to make home made fudge sickles using manfudge? I tried but they tasted like shit

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Starship Laotians

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I like to eat chicken for breakfast and eggs for dinner. Go fuck yourself

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Is that goal regulation size or what?

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Ducks fly together #Gordonbombay

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Eating Doritos flaming hits and drinking a 1/2 gallon of whole milk
#powermovesonly

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Dressing as @MettaWorldPeace for Halloween. #powermovesonly

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The hang clean #powermovesonly

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Doing cartwheels in a wheelchair##powermovesonly

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Pooping in the shower and mashing it down the drain with your heel.
#powermovesonly

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@bungeehumping: MT &
"@Walmart: Real people, real jobs. Now. See who helps supply Walmart for minimum wage and no benefits"

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I would like to #GetMore pussy. Or even just 1

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at my house I always pee first but at dave's I play second piddle.

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I have a 1:1 tweet to follow ratio. That's neat. Oh fuck