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I’m the sovereign Prince of Egypt

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Real Angelenos know that you must submit to the unavoidable 5 year cycle of thinking think it’s safe to try Urth Cafe again, experiencing the closest thing to hell on earth, then vowing to never return. Anyways I’ll be back in 2028

[tori @bungeenightmare]

@jacarajenkins I just left for dinner at 9 PM in 30 degrees. LA me doesn’t know what those numbers mean

[tori @bungeenightmare]

I’m in a furnished sublease for a few months and today uncovered the most baffling possible “custom” coasters a person could possibly own. What could this mean

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Doing so much cold outreach on Bumble BFF in a new city and mentally coaching myself like ok make sure to ask her a question in response, girls love that

[tori @bungeenightmare]

At a concert, feels like as soon as I got loafers we all moved on to cowboy boots

[tori @bungeenightmare]

I just raised my voice at my boyfriend for the first time in 4 years and it was because he accused me of not knowing who Alan Cumming is

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Yes obviously I am biased but why is there SO much media with an older sister character who is like “hey we should get to the airport on time” or “should we buy food before the bbq we’re hosting later today?” and the whole rest of the family is like UGH YOU BITCH

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Turns out there is literally no word combination in google search that will tell you if there's any other sets of twins named Mary Kate and Ashley. The Olsens have the monopoly. If anyone knows the answer or has a search phrasing suggestion I'll be here all night doing this

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Just searched “American Girl” on Etsy and I guess I should have realized that the majority of the results are shirts that say “hot girls vote republican” and not merch surrounding the niche historical doll company

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Humans figured out cream cheese and then instead of just resting on our laurels, we pushed the envelope for WHIPPED cream cheese and that’s why I’m an optimist

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Just realized I’m allowed to walk down the aisle to Deliver Us from the Prince of Egypt soundtrack

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Sam and I play 20 Questions a lot but in addition to person/place/thing we also do concepts or feelings and one time I chose “ennui” and he guessed it in 4 questions and that’s why nobody else would date either one of us

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Love that the two bathing suit options at target right now are “designed for a prepubescent body except it’s a thong” and “if you don’t like those we have some tankinis leftover from 2001 you stodgy hag”

[tori @bungeenightmare]

It’s actually really easy if you just wait for your boyfriend to mutter the answer under his breath before you have a chance to play

Wordle 253 1/6*

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Every day there’s like 6 new euphoria character names I have to mute

[Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social @J_Schneider]

Please know, if you’re someone who brings a book to the bar… nobody likes you

[tori @bungeenightmare]

My first wordle guess from now on is gonna be Zyzyx

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Wordle 222 6/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

ANNOYING

[tori @bungeenightmare]

Huh @taffyleefubbins

[Hannah @hannahchrstina]

my himbo bf didn’t realise there was a share option for wordle and has been manually typing out little coloured boxes to me every day 😭😭