mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡

she/her ❦

[TAYLA☁️ @ponar15]

When everything goes great on a first date but then the guy starts talking shit about Taylor Swift thinking I’m gonna agree with him

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

i genuinely really love olivia’s music but i am really turned off by this album rollout and the press she’s doing

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

i never want to hear anyone in the uk wish for summer, i hope your happy sweating your tits off

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

guys can’t find the clit bc there’s no yellow paint

[✧ @cessonmute]

Men repost this while following 70 OnlyFans models, p*rn actresses, and women they’d call “low value” five minutes later

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Dudes be like I need to make this extremely beautiful woman my gf so I can ignore her needs and not even be that nice to her

[DragonsofWales @DragonsofWales]

Celebrating the life of David Attenborough whilst simultaneously ignoring the message about climate collapse that the great man has been screaming at us for decades, sums up how deeply superficial we have become.

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

Standard post-vote panic I somehow accidentally voted for the Evil Racist party

[macy ★ @phanfaerie]

bringing this back for no apparent reason ahead of local council elections…hahaha….

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

yeah labour is predicted to win in my area, but why tf is reform ranking above the greens??? didn’t know there were so many people with head injuries near me

[Hoopschat 🇯🇵 @ChatHoops]

If you vote Reform you're a traitor to your country and class. Go play with incoming traffic you fucking hillbillies

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Wearing a bra at work? What’s next, panties?

[nuno ☁️ @metmidnights]

Dear Taylor,

Be happy, we will always be here for you

Signed,
Your actual fans

[duskcleric 🇮🇪 @duskcleric]

sex toy shop sending me emails about a 'pleasure egg', uhm isn't that just a normal egg? a boiled egg gives me lots of pleasure! 😋 #egglovers #boiledegg

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

hey so why do i have to be skilled in woodworking to walk dogs and in construction for a sales associate for a shoe company

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

mangos are like the crab of fruit

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

hi quick question, what the fuck do you mean re village came out 4 years ago? it feels like 2 at most

[mary⋆˚✿˖° l ❦ ♡ @buniladi]

grace ashcroft i will protect you w my life