Harold Shrute

[David Zita @DavidZita1]

@FOXFOOTY Lachie Neale has had two sips of water. The first was followed by a motion to put the lid back on, before he returned the bottle to his mouth for what was a second sip.

[Jacob @Jsize18]

This is an all timer oh my days

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @DiscussingFilm I dont even know you. @RockstarSupport please save me

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @_kaleshi_mom Bro who are you @XboxSupport please help

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @NoContextHumans Yeh of course you don’t like resumes #unemployed

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @lipbalmwhore Mate who are you?? Please stop tagging me or I will be forced to take legal action!!

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @interesting_aIl Seriouslyyyyy

[kelv @kelvincampo1989]

Dropped my gfs kid off at tryouts. Fucking kid might die🤣🤣. #hoops #gfskid

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Blou and Zias question if fish can see water since humans can’t see air 😭

[chet holmgren @ChetHolmgren]

Even I thought this was me😂

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Credit where it's due. The atmosphere tonight at Anfield has been superb. One of those proper European nights under the lights.

Bit weird that they sang everything in French tho.

[🍊 The Orange Remembers @OrangeRemembers]

The MVP race is basically

"Wow. Jokic is generational and leading a worse supporting cast on a triple double and doing historic numbers."

"Yeah but I'm like over it and SGA went 32/40 on his free throws tonight."

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach I dont even know u

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

I’m crying who did his 😭😭

[yoxic @yoxics]

WHY DID LACY'S CAMERAMAN PUT THE CAMERA ON SKETCH AFTER HE SAID THAT �

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@aerobicspinach @LASHYBILLS Sorry who are you? @TwitterFood please ban this guy

[Harold Shrute @bunionlover12]

@burrow_burner9 @aerobicspinach i know a guy

[Stable Ronaldo @StableRonaldo]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. LeBron... Happy 40th Birthday. Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from 3-1, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James. ☺️❤️🫶🏽 @KingJames

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

🚨20k retweets and I won’t attend another Manchester United game for the rest of the season.