The Store ™

🗣 𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

I feel like I was supposed to be a ferryman

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

Shawty got my phone ringing like the snare on “the book about my idle plot” by toe

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

Never start a Slay The Spire run while drinking your pre-workout, next thing you know you’ll be tweakin out in act 2 with a dogshit Rampage deck

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@coryn_flac Have One On Me is the only album on there they should bother to listen to

[keegan @FranziaMom]

there is a special relationship between a man and his favorite ancient YouTube video of a band performing live in some sort of basement or laundromat or frat house or seemingly abandoned blockbuster

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@GiantsNYMuse @Giants @statmuse @statmusefb Tiki for sure.
Me personally, he was my first favorite player when I was like 8 years old, so I could never hate him

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@theneedledrop I still haven’t forgiven you for giving Treats a light 3

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@broskiFGC Death is powerful, but a single Blue Seal decently early and I’m winning any gold stake run

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@femaleuncle Nobody asked but

1. Crooked rain crooked rain
2. Brighten the corners
3. Slanted and enchanted
4. Wowee zowee
5. Terror twilight

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@NorthernIion_LP 🫡 I did my part

[Kαмi🪆 @tunechistark]

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@JasonKelce

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@SolemnEye19 @Northernlion But he’s never played a 1001x5 Pummel (probably). Replayability of STS goes crazy

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

Life is pain, I hate

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@BobbySkinner_ It’s beautiful 🥹

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@MisterBepis tfw your wristwatch is a pocketknife and megaphone

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

Wake up at 5AM on a Sunday to work for 2 hours, then order a bagel sandwich and a coffee and play Slay The Spire while listening to Leonard Cohen

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@MisterBepis Fine I’ll listen to this today

[The Store ™ @bunkjer]

@MisterBepis Check out “Fairweather Friend” by The Umbrellas! I think you’ll like it

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