Kylea Lewis

I used to be a belligerent little shit cracking bottles of rumpleminz at 10 am. Now I’m a boring mom.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

I have been the talk of my tiny town after the mower blew literal smoke rings. Don’t worry tho, I fixed it WITHOUT help from any of the nosey neighbors watching.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

I used to never understand why my dad only slept in 30 mins later on the weekends. Now I’m up at 7 before everyone else on the weekends so I don’t mess up my sleep schedule 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

“Mama there’s a tiny yellow flower stuck in my nose” -Sweet Sally

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

@Supatothedupa Just wait for the half assed apology and then a follow request again. 🙄 no no boo boo that’s not gonna cut it.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

@jepettus lol not directed at you. I had a ton of messages in my inbox 😂

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

*Posts about appreciating the time and space from everyone as I get my head straight*
*immediately receives a bunch of messages from old friends wanting to hang out*

...I think you missed the memo lmao

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

@ChuckChaudary It is. Chin up, buttercup. You got this!

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

I just ate so much beef stew that I feel like I might beef spew.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

@jepettus Your doctor and idk the nurses name. She was probably just having a bad day

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

I overheard a nurse talking about me immediately followed by my doctor defending me. I love her and I don’t want any other doctors for as long as I live. I might throw hands with the nurse though 🙃

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

I got spray foam insulation in my hair and now I’m gonna have to cut it 🙃

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

To all 4 people that occasionally interact with my tweets: Vote for Jeff Workman to be in a two-page magazine spread and take home $50,000! https://t.co/M9ZmLUbfGi

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

Shortly after this, he told me I looked like I played DND so we are not talking anymore lmao

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

Me apologizing to Martin “I’m sorry. I kinda feel like I catfished you. When I met you, I did my hair and makeup, I shaved, and now-“
“I literally don’t care. Just order the boxers”

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

And what a silly thing to apologize for. We’ve both changed into nearly completely different people over the last 7 years together, and I quite like it.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

Woke up in time to catch the pipes before they froze solid. But I’ve had ice cold water straight out of the tap all morning and that’s been glorious.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

“What happened mama?”-salem
“Fedor pooped on the couch because his food bowl was empty” -me
“Oh. Damn it Dord” -Salem.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

Martin and Lydia are negotiating tonight’s extra late bedtime stories. She gets the full amount because she drives a hard bargain.

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

“Please stop licking me”

Toddler or Dog?

[Kylea Lewis @bunnerrrs]

Let’s play a game called toddler or dog, where you guess who the phrase was directed at.
Round one:
“Leave the cat’s butthole alone!”