andy senter

has better things than you

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Cut my life into pieces. THIS IS MY LAST POP-TART!

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@CoachFloozy Hot.

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@CoachFloozy Goddamn

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@dilynorwhatever We should hang out

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Goddamnit, I woke up with that Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock song stuck in my head.

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More people should comment on cute cats quoting Madeleine L’engle than downed stop lights, damnit!!

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@catielaady I feel that. Not fun.

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@LeyToilethole Amen!

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@fartmaster5000 Hahahaha. Oh my god this takes me back.

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Well fuck. I just remembered that the one and only time I crowd surfed was at a Jars Of Clay show in 10th grade. Now I’m embarrassed.

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@fartmaster5000 Hahaha. Well I once saw the lead singer of Five Iron Frenzy do an open mic poetry thing. And let’s just say, not great. Poetry and ska might not be the best combination.

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happy thanksgiving or whatever my cat just licked most of my cheez-its and I’m going to eat them anyway.

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Just found out my neighbor’s boyfriend is a cop. And accidentally said “Don’t handcuff me.” as we were walking up the stairs together.

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@dirkwalker I require 10%

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If I get this job, I’m going to diversify my portfolio

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@catielaady And get that fucking cookie!!

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@catielaady Always order the fucking cookies!

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@margoaway @fartmaster5000 Hell, at least you matched someone on a dating app.

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Twitter is now just my dream-blog.

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Also just had a dream about buying an extremely used pickup-truck. Me and a bunch of friends began to wash it which turned into a music video for Roxette’s Dangerous.