@alalalix you’re so brave miss world, they’re gonna GET you like they’re getting me on IG for … informing them that my ROOMMATE?? who is a “member” of BB does in fact have a job and pay bills… she pays bills.. to me.. like her portion of the rent.. and our electric.. and wifi… tf ??
my client (a bigger girl): “i got a bellyyyyy so i can’t get my belly button pierced it just won’t heal right :(((“
me: “NOOOO NO GIRL WHO TOLD YOU THAT GIRL WERE THE SKINNY BITCHES LYING TO YOU GIRL NOOOOOOO”
ohhhh yeah guys today is a GOOD day to be a diehard macklemore fan 🙏🙏 everybody was making fun of me but LOOK !!! I WAS RIGHT !!! I WAS ON TO SMTH !!!!!!! bettin on the right horse fr fr
like deadass guys: you already own the pants, danny already made the money, why throw them out? well. austin already paid for the feature, danny already made the money and has a contract, why waste the money and throw out the track? PLEASE USE CRITICAL THINKING PLEASE PLEASE
“danny elfman was canceled blah blah blah” when was the last time you listened to starships by nikki minaj ALSO have you thrown out the nightmare before christmas pants you absolute own 🔫
“tell me why is such a weird track !!! why would you open an album like that, it just doesn’t make any sense wahhh wahh wah” yall never listened to marianas trench and it shows, have a little whimsy in your heart
fucked around and put a ring on my boy’s finger 🫶✨ thank you @ASITISofficial for letting me hijack your show lol <3 the number 1 supporters of gay love fr fr
“what is *insert band* doing for fans with xyz disability” idk maybe a lot and you just aren’t entitled to everyone’s PRIVATE MEDICAL INFORMATION ?????? I have multiple comorbid physical disabilities and a laundry list of dsm5 diagnoses, asshole, suck on that mf
feeling the need to remind the timeline that not all disabilities are visible and people might be using mobility aids you just haven’t noticed. here’s a killer shot of me surfing in my compression knee braces w/ metal stays that keep my knees from dislocating spontaneously 🤷♂️
@ForTheSumKid your lack of desire to get engaged/married has literally nothing to do with the fact that this was someone’s dream moment. like straight up, tf this gotta do with your trauma ?
@ForTheSumKid You’re not entitled to this info, but just fyi i have diagnosed adhd, ptsd, and SA trauma. My FIANCÉ is the first person i’ve been with since a past engagement i was heavily abused in. Not everything has to be for YOU, and that’s okay. Weird ass comment on a congrats tweet 🤦♂️
also he literally eats cigarettes on stage and wears tiny little leather pants. however c*nt you think awesten is on stage??? i fear eric nally was up on stage doing weirder c*untier sh*t in like 2003
beginning to believe i’m the only person in the entire world who was STOKEDDDDDDD about the eric nally feature on tell me why… Waterparks fans need to learn ur music history bc not only is eric nally in FOXY SHAZAM ???? but he was also on downtown by macklemore