Pasta Boat Host

mediocre runner & record collector

she/her

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

When @pjsykes had some of my negroni.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

The only things that brought me a tiny sliver of joy for two years were drinking, exercising, & watching Bravo.

I also used to read & enjoy books & the only books I have finished since 2020 are trashy biographies of Princess Diana.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

@TVandCrumpets I watched this trailer in a theater and when they revealed the title I said out loud, "it's just called TRAIN?" & everyone lost it because they were all thinking the same thing. DUMB.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

All I want for Christmas is a shitty holiday rom com that doesn't involve a widower. The kids are always THE MOST annoying.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

I have read so many articles that just gloss over the impact COVID has had on our lives.

During the pandemic, articles talked about collective trauma & now it's barely mentioned. We still have the trauma! It's unprocessed bc we were all expected to be "normal" again.

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

The way this piece on decreases in time spent together frames it as an active choice — "we have now begun to cast off our connections to each other" — instead of the result of multiple compounding forces

https://t.co/jOA1m6kseP

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

I was thinking they should do a winter season of White Lotus but then remembered Force Majeure exists

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

@BigSavings I will miss favoriting every hilarious tweet both you and @inmostlight post!

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

I'm probably not getting rid of this account, Elon can have my data about the cardio cinema room and awards shows.
But I'm on IG, BeReal, letterboxd, Strava, etc under the same name/email.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

@TVandCrumpets It's because he's against the 5% tax they'll have to pay on multimillion dollar housing transactions which goes directly to help the unhoused population in Los Angeles county.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

I saw Low twice and I cried both times. Mimi's voice was otherworldly.
https://t.co/fWdDmQBBsc

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

Mimi was one of the greats. So heartbreaking.

[LOW @lowtheband]

Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but

She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

@inmostlight I had no idea that movie existed until I saw people posting excitedly after the songs were on Peloton rides.

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

I’m really disappointed in myself that I decided to listen to new Taylor before new Carly

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

My husband gets it!!!!

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

@wordnerdy Gemma gets 1/6 of a cup four times daily via automatic feeder:
6:30am, 9am, 5pm, 9pm
This is more than is recommended (1/2 cup a day) but if we give her less she is so freaking hungry and won't leave us alone. She doesn't eat all of it right away.

[Nicole @gaycrouton]

Do you want to celebrate Halloween by watching The X-Files, but don’t know where to start?

Here’s a thread that groups episodes together based on different horror genres 🎃👻👽🤡🔪🩸

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

The fact that American Girl doll Courtney (1986) owns a Molly (1944) doll has complicated implications for the American Girl Universe (AGU), and it's about time we unpacked them. 🧵(1/7)

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

My mom, repeatedly: Let's get pedicures at 11am on a Tuesday on the other side of the river!
Me: Are you going to make up the time I need when I'm not working for 2.5 hours?
My mom: So...that's a yes?

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

No one asked for this unfunny, pointless dance montage. Take these awards away from NBC. #Emmys2022

[Pasta Boat Host @bunnycaper]

My niece and nephew were also super into it.